Avoiding The Real World

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Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened

if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

Me

New theory: It’s Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives.

Everyone be talking like Joe from friends when he's trying to learn French

if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

I’M SO IN.

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