Is this supposed to be a title or something?

I listen to strange music, I wear strange, or at least unusual clothes, I drink coffee and don’t smoke, nor watch indie movies. Yet, I’m not an artist. Actually, I cannot draw a goddamn stickman. 

pineapple... with pork and spices? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AMERICA?!

*goes into a florist shop* “Well, I don’t really want to buy flowers but I would like us to have a long conversation about how much I personally love flowers. You don’t have anything better to do, right?”

“Hey, so I’ve seen you cut hair. I gotta admit I’m bald but if I wasn’t, what could you offer me?”

“So you’re a travelling agency? I’m currently not really in a position to afford a vacation but maybe we could talk about it and at some point I get back to you? Or maybe you could just do it for free ;)”

“Hey, this a nice looking restaurant and the service is great! I don’t actually have any money to pay for the meal I ordered because I don’t believe in paying for food but what if I come to your house and eat what you cook for yourself! I’m a nice guy and I hike a lot that’s better than money right? :):):)”

“I can’t really afford any clothes but if you give me, say, a free outfit, including some things you don’t even sell, I’ll post a review that’ll get you lots of paying customers!” 

“So I might move at some point in the future, not sure yet, what kind of houses are available right now? And do you maybe have a real estate friend who could join us? ;)”

“I really love this diamond ring I will never be able to afford, but can I wear it for a few hours? Or can you at least send me about 500 pictures of it from any angle? I mean. I’m really a nice guy, right? :)”

“I really wish jewellers would stop discriminating against poor men, just cause we can’t afford expensive jewellery, doesn’t mean we don’t deserve it!”

“Okay I would like a ticket for the 8pm movie. However, I’m not sure if I’m gonna like it, so how about I pay half now, and if I’m happy, I’ll pay the other half later. Also some popcorn. That’s free right? Wow, it’s not? Umm have you heard of customer service? The other movie theater in town ALWAYS gives me free popcorn!!!”

“Oh, wow, your cars are so beautiful and amazing, truly art, I’d love to drive one. Wait, you charge how much? Oh, sweetie, they’re not that great. Tell you what, how about I pay about 30% of that and you add some extra features?” 

“Look I’m going to be in here buying jumpers pretty much weekly, I’m going to be a very reliable regular customer, so what do you say you give me this one for half price, you’ll make more in the long run ;)”

“i’m from stockton, you gonna hook it up with some free kale or what? no? what the fuck?? every other farmer’s market gives me free fucking kale whenever i want. i’ve never had to pay for organic vegetables in my whole life! will you at least get me a beer? what do you mean you’re not a waitress? what are you even here for then?!”

It’s such an injustice that women have been made to fear the night. Women have such a strong connection to the moon and the night is a time where feminine energy flows and the goddess is in the air. The night belongs to women and being out in the moonlight is good for the woman’s soul. It’s a crime that men have tried to take that away from us.

Men didn't take the night away from us, society did. Go out and be the fearless, strong woman you are. You deserve this.

the marauders are totally #squadgoals until you remember that all of them died horribly

there goes my heart

Proud of this being the first thing I reblog here on tumblr. Always, always reblogging until it’s a cultural norm.