Chill But Not Calm

👏teach👏category👏theory👏to👏 kindergartners👏

👏Teach 👏 cohomotopy 👏 type 👏 theory 👏 to 👏 preschoolers 👏

👏Teach👏very👏simplified👏 versions👏of👏all👏the👏 complicated👏math👏to👏 people👏too👏young👏to👏 appreciate👏nuance👏

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

I mean, I have no complaint about that! If 45 wants to do one thing right during his term, let him!

this pigeon flew directly into a fan so like even more relatable now with the updated info

Depression is like being in an online game where you keep getting killed but you can’t quit unless you shut off the console.

Perhaps the most acclaimed horror films would be held in higher regard if they were left alone as standalone films rather than an endless stream of sequels, spin-offs, & reboots.

If the theory that says there are an infinite number of universes slightly varying from one another is true, than in one of them every single coin that has even been flipped has landed on heads and scientists are baffled as to why

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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