DNI,.. Unless u Love Meee !!!!

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

no new selfies to post just wanted to remind everyone that i’m sexy and you’re just going to have to trust me

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly