A Cheeky RPG with the Lads

The higher level a fighter is, the higher the percentage of their dialogue that is just Student Athlete Memes becomes.

The higher level a cleric is, the higher the percentage of their dialogue which is “y’all fuckers need Jesus” becomes.

the higher level an absolute ledge is, the higher the percentage of their dialogue is top banter

always get the lads to arrive 2 hours early for the session so u have time for some quality banter

Level 20 archbishop of banterbury, race absolute ledge 

WTF does that mean.

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates havin a bash at a dungeon and you might fancy havin a break for loaded nachos before you fight the boss but your lad Callum who’s playing the race absolute ledge and class archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs I’ve got enough experience to reach level 20 now’ and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

This is actually a totally reasonable RPG idea but based on tumblr demographics most of you have no way of knowing that. So I’m reblogging it

thanks mate, that means a lot

always get the lads to arrive 2 hours early for the session so u have time for some quality banter

Level 20 archbishop of banterbury, race absolute ledge 

WTF does that mean.

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates havin a bash at a dungeon and you might fancy havin a break for loaded nachos before you fight the boss but your lad Callum who’s playing the race absolute ledge and class archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs I’ve got enough experience to reach level 20 now’ and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

Go into a cave and punch whatever resides within.

D&D- super basic edition

sounds like a night out with the lads -amirite? LADS LADS LADS!

Would the players or the characters go for the cheeky nandos, or would the session be at nandos as the party take a break from the quest and try to bond by going for a cheeky nandos?

did u say nandos?