Darling Anon Avalon

this is how all yume discourse looks to me

this makes me so sad no one wants da deba :(

imagine asking him why we can’t just print more money

i was gonna post about how straight and perfect and white his teeth are but then i remembered this tweet and got embarrassed

you’d be really insistent about him burning you during sex, little burns like putting out a cigarette on skin, but he wouldn’t understand it at all. he’s usually pretty rough, but it frustrates him that you’d go out of your way to ask him to hurt you, ESPECIALLY with his quirk that is supposed to be used for hero work, not to mention that he’s trying to be BETTER. it doesn’t compute. he hurt his family, and now the person he cares about the most in the world is asking for the same treatment? after he’s worked so hard to treat you well? stupid. when enji eventually agrees he’d just heat up his hands to heated-blanket-temperature and when you ask for hotter he’d get angry.

wanting to suck his dirty cock but he needs to take cool showers everyday after work to regulate his body temperature so it’s always pristine :/

“all men are ugly”

is he built like optimus prime on purpose

i just wanna baby him and make him feel loved and cook for him and kiss his face and drain his balls and cuddle him every night

drawing endeavor self ship art but i’m 5’2 and he’s 6’5 with goku proportions so it all ends up looking like this

a girl asked who my anime crush was and i said Tenya Iida. I lied. It’s Endeavor. my boo thang. my ride or die. i’m sorry for lying about you shawty, but i was afraid. afraid because i knew she could never understand what we have, baby girl. they don’t know about us by 1D is reverberating through my finger tips as i type this.

if i told enji i feel ugly he wouldn’t give me reassurance he’d just look at me like this

if he ever accidentally crushed me to death because he rolled over on me in his sleep my last thoughts would be about how much i love him and i'd forgive him even though he'd never forgive himself

he’d fuck you like a pocket pussy what who said that

enji would never reassure me about my body dysmorphia. i’d tell him i feel insecure about gaining weight wanting reassurance and suddenly he’d be waking me up at the ass crack of dawn to do training drills.