WORST .

he’s dumb

@privitei / starter call  +  no longer accepting !

“what if i’m left handed ma’am ?”  he wasn’t.  “or if hadn’t ever held a sword ?”  he hadn’t.  “what then ?”  he wasn’t sure why she picked him up from his quarters, they had met only once, locking eyes as he swept the college’s floors as he had done for his entire tenure at byrgenwerth.  but her voice was stern, and her ‘lessons’ concise.  

                                                          © , ©

“     the     best     thing     about     living     in     the     forest  ?               no  neighbours  to ,  to ,  to  complain  when  you  make  milkshakes  at  3am .  worst  thing  ?  i  have  no  power .  i  have  to ,  to ,  to  use  a  fucking  fork  to  make  milkshakes .     ”

“how would that even work.  how could you create enough force to shake your milk with a fork.  are you some kind of monster ?  a robot perhaps ?  a milkshaking robot bringing all the boys to the yard ?”

Best boy.