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tis the season
I forgot about this
I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself
Happy Hanukkah!
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"O wise calamari man, O sage who reeks of Arsch and aftershave, what do I have to do to earn a transfer back to where I belong?" he asked, batting his lashes coquettishly.
He remembers this moment clearly; he knows he sneered at his annoying enemy and was preparing to send him through a maze of hoops to jump through, a snarkly remark on the tip of his tongue... but as he goes to say it he finds he has no air in his lungs or crop ro speak it.
A wave of vertigo, something hes used to dealing with, suprises him now, takes him on the back foot. Frowning, Prawn tries to get a hold of himself in the moment, rubbing at his face as if suddenly hit by migraine.
"Uhh..."
“Uuuuhh… are you dying, Herr Fishman?” He looked almost concerned, eyes darting from the man’s face to his writing hand. “Sign zhe form before you die, bitte?”
When was anyone going to tell me zhere is more zhan one kind of char-… shark-…. Meat and cheese snack board? I could have been making marshmallows and chocolate board zhis whole time?
Tonight’s movie? Dr. Caligari. Wooooooo ooooooohhh spooky noises…. Who is bringing popcorns?

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today’s the day
happy assorted cheese day
"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS * assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary
i thought i told you to stay back.
i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.
this affects me, too, you know.
every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.
you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.
do you have a death wish or something?
this isn't fair to me.
i deserve better than this.
i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.
you promised me you'd stop going out at night.
i don't like hearing this.
you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?
i said i would handle it.
what the fuck are you doing here?
you told me you'd stay put.
so much for laying low.
you remember how bad it was last time.
seems like you haven't learned anything.
i believe you promised me you'd lay low.
i can't keep doing this.
don't give me that look.
we'll discuss this later.
this stops now.
i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.
you keep throwing yourself into danger.
you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?
i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.
that was really stupid of you, and you know it.
i thought you knew better than this.
what's your excuse this time?
you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?
you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.
that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.
i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.
that was completely unnecessary.
they had it handled.
you didn't need to step in like that.
why do you think you're invincible?
the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.
i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.
what are you trying to prove?
you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.
this shit hurts me, too, you know.
you're not the only one affected by this shit.
you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.
what happens if you don't come back?
you think we can just carry on without you?
you think i can handle things if you end up dead?
i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.
you're not even slick.
you think you're invincible, don't you.
quit pretending you've got everything under control.
let someone else do it for a change.
you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.
i'm done with this.
next time you do this, i'm not coming back.
promise me this is the end.
look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.
let the authorities deal with it.
you're making a big mistake.
is it worth dying for?
i've dealt with enough pain over the years.
Who wants to make spooky movie night?!
I'm in. I can bake some treats.
Tonight, it is Zhe Day Zhe Earzh Stood Still. I hope you are ready.
I'll be doing 5 slots at a time 😎
If you're interested, please let me know via my inbox
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join my band of mercenaries
How's the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry

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Who wants to make spooky movie night?!
((I think I’m getting my mojo back. Hopefully I didn’t just jinx myself))
Trying to be modest goes wrong
Idk something sweet with Helmet Party. Also/kinda/in a way, a continuation to my other Helmet Party art
Zhe good news is: I am still (presumably) alive. Zhe bad news? I may owe someone called zhe Zhumb-Snatcher a few…. zhousand dollars. So, uh, zhat is a zhing I am doing now. Ummm, do you zhink he needs zhem to be MY zhumbs?
Nah partner. Do they need to be real or can they be synthetic? The doc and I can whip up some synthetic thumbs for ya right quick.
I would ask, but I do not want to take zhe chance he would collect on sight. I zhink I will, uh, try to find his money. Zhis seems more efficient.
Alrighty then! Lemme know if I can do something to help.
…..You could kill zhe Zhumb-Snatcher? If I do it, it would be a bit obvious, even for me. I like to pretend to be subtle once in a while.
Zhe good news is: I am still (presumably) alive. Zhe bad news? I may owe someone called zhe Zhumb-Snatcher a few…. zhousand dollars. So, uh, zhat is a zhing I am doing now. Ummm, do you zhink he needs zhem to be MY zhumbs?
Nah partner. Do they need to be real or can they be synthetic? The doc and I can whip up some synthetic thumbs for ya right quick.
I would ask, but I do not want to take zhe chance he would collect on sight. I zhink I will, uh, try to find his money. Zhis seems more efficient.

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Zhe good news is: I am still (presumably) alive. Zhe bad news? I may owe someone called zhe Zhumb-Snatcher a few…. zhousand dollars. So, uh, zhat is a zhing I am doing now. Ummm, do you zhink he needs zhem to be MY zhumbs?
scout no that’s spanish…
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