Food, Sass, and Ass.

i love rechecking my friends' pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

ADHD is dumb af. how you gonna give me object permanence for PEOPLE. what do you mean I spent fourteen hours straight putting together this Lego set. what is the biological advantage to missing 60% of every conversation I'm a part of. why won't my foot stop tapping. i'm not convinced I've retained anything ever. oh gOD THERE GOES THE FOOT AGAIN. "This is your brain on drugs" but it's not drugs it's just the executive dysfunction. the hell am I supposed to do with a disability nobody believes is real. girl I'm tired. girl I can't sleep. oh it's the impostor syndrome again. no offense @ my brain but you're harshing my vibe. I would like a new one. can't return it though bc I used the receipt as a bookmark and lost it. my foot is still tapping.

If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.

I miss when the big boat was stuck

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

girl help they are making me do my job at work

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl