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CPR is the human equivalent of punching/slamming/hitting a machine until it starts working again
And adenosine is the human version of turning it off and on again
And vasoactive drips and a ventilator are the human equivalent of booting in safe mode.
And asystole is the human eqivalent of the blue screen of death.
Shocking someone is like a hard restart, or unplugging and plugging it back in
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“There comes a point when it all becomes too much. When we feel too tired to fight anymore. But that is when the real work begins. Finding hope when you feel there is none. But please don’t give up. Hold on to hope.”
— onlinecounsellingcollege.com
This is not a good sign
Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks
Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.
Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.
Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.
So what do they do? They look for the dick.
You heard me correctly. The dick.
Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.
Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.
Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.
This had been a PSA.
holy fucking shit
My daily experience in the ED
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Middle aged man, walking with an open pocket knife, trips on a wire, and inadvertently impale himself with the knife. Alert, oriented, no neurological deficits, small amount of venous bleeding (blood in the picture is clotted). Trauma system entry straight to OR. The knife was found to be penetrating 13 mm into the temporal lobe. Missed any major structures and vasculature. 45 minute surgery. Got to see him the day after, and he is walking, talking, absolutely no neurological deficits. He is one lucky son of a bitch.
this absolute bastard.
When your patients are actually improving
About 100 passengers on an Emirates flight to John F. Kennedy Airport reported feeling sick on board the flight Wednesday morning, airport s
I work in/around this area, and I have friends/coworkers who are in that area and likely responding to this incident right now.
Hopefully it’s just the flu or food poisoning and not something more serious like MERS
Stay safe, everyone.
-Ryan
Doctor: Your drug screen came back positive for amphetamine, opioids, and THC. Do you know how they got there?
Pt: Thats because my body produces them naturally.
Doctor: I actually haven’t heard that one before. Ok. Fair.
I always like the creative ones
Giving Drugs
Patient: "so how does this drug work?"
Me: "uh....." *desperately trying to put biotransformation and chemoreceptors into layman's terms*
"... witchcraft."
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Every nurse,doctor, & healthcare worker I know... Early: “I chose this field to help people.” A year in...
Can I please get a new nurse?
The most accurate thing I’ve seen so far!
Asking your patient more about their delusions/hallucinations
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Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”
