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i like to call this the tale of laith
-i have class with a boy. i like the boy a little bit. we become friends. -i learn boy has a gf and i’m like oh shucks -boy is like hey i’m looking to have a threesome and i’m like oh ok i don’t have sex but that’s nice that you asked -i get in a car accident. think about how life is fleeting and we should do what we want with this short time we have. -i get drunk on the plane home from ca and buy in-flight wifi and i text the boy asking if he and his gf want to be poly with me -boy botches the whole thing in like 2 weeks by being shady and not talking to his gf. i call it off. tell him it’s not gonna happen but we can be pals. -half of the semester goes by with incredible shadiness -i get asked out by 2 of the boy’s friends. one of them i really like and am excited to go out with. me and him snapchat all break. -boy i’m supposed to go on a date with stops snapchatting me and talking to me in class. i wonder why. have lots of anxiety. -og boy tells me he’s going to break up with his gf. i’m pretty sure he asked the other boy, his friend, not to go on the date with me. mounting anxiety. i’m going to be portrayed by many people as a homewrecker. i’m so excited.
