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āOh sheās cute.ā Robin points over to a table near the bar.
Steve follows her finger and the blonde in the pink pleated skirt is, in fact, very cute. āYou should go talk to her.ā
Robin gives him a look, āLiterally everything about her screams āstraightā so no thanks,ā she takes a sip of her cocktail, āDonāt feel like getting humiliated today.ā
Steve rolls his eyes, āI doubt sheād humiliate you but suit yourself.ā He stands and fluffs up his hair a little, āIf you wonāt, I sure as hell will.ā
Before his friend can protest, Steveās strutting over to the girlās table. She looks up at him when he stops and leans slightly against the chair opposite from hers.
āHi!ā she greets before he can say anything. Her whole face lights up as she smiles. Sheās definitely cute, but not exactly what Steve had in mind for the night.
āHey,ā Steve flashes his own smile, āI was just telling my friend how cute you are and wanted to know if I could maybe buy you a drink?ā
Her face goes pink, but her smile falters slightly and a small frown forms. āOh thatās so nice of you, but Iām actually a lesbian,ā she seems genuinely upset at having to break this news to him. āIām really sorry, you seem lovely.ā
Steveās eyes widen slightly, but his smile remains, āOh, god, sorry I should have asked,ā he laughs, āThatās totally my bad.ā
She shakes her head and leans forward in her seat, āNot at all, sweetheart!ā thereās a slight southern accent slipping through and her smile is back. āYou couldnāt have known, I know I donāt exactly look the part.ā
āWell, since Iām already here,ā Steve smirks, glancing over his shoulder to where he can see Robin watching the scene unfold. Her eyes snap away once she realizes heās looking at her. āMy friend over there is single and also extremely gay.ā
Chrissy looks over and her smile turns coy, āNow sheās cute,ā her eyes snap back to Steve. āSheās the one who told you to come over?ā
āThe opposite, actually. She thought you were straight so, I came over instead.ā Steve explains.
Chrissy nods, glances over her shoulder and then stands. āWell, Iāll just have to go over there then.ā
Steve smiles, āIām Steve, by the way.ā
āChrissy.ā The blonde extends her hand and Steve shakes it. āThank you for letting me know the girl Iāve been eyeing is queer.ā
Steve gives her a two-finger salute and goes to walk away, but she grabs his wrist to stop him.
āDo you like men, by any chance?ā Chrissy asks, her smile alluding to something.
āIs it that obvious?ā Steve laughs.
She gives him a once-over, āThe tight shirt sort of gave you away.ā
āFair enough. Why do you ask?ā
Chrissy points over to a curly-haired guy covered in tattoos, whoās ordering at the bar, āYou should go talk to my friend, Eddie, heās been blabbing about the hot jock in the polo since you walked in.ā
Steve swallows, heād seen the guy when they walked in, but hadnāt allowed himself to look. He was the kind of hot and scary Steve usually avoided due to their usual disdain for preppy guys like Steve. But surely if he kept Chrissy around, he couldnāt be all bad.
āI donāt exactly seem like his type.ā Steve points out, giving Chrissy a nervous glance.
She laughs, āOh please, pretty boy with big eyes and a great body? Youāre everyoneās type.ā
āNot yours.ā
āTrust me honey, if you were a masc lesbian Iād be all over you right about now.ā Chrissy winks and Steve can feel his face heating up.
āI donāt want to bother himā¦ā
Chrissy rolls her eyes, āJust use the same line you used on me, he doesnāt bite.ā she pauses, āUnless you ask really nicely.ā
Yeah she isnāt exactly easing his nerves with these little jabs.
āHe looks like he carries a knife.ā Steveās just stalling at this point.
āI know he seems kinda mean and scary, but heās really just a big olā softie, trust me,ā she pats his shoulder, picks up her drink and starts walking towards Robin, āNow Iāve got a pretty lady to talk to, so get! Go make a move on the scary metalhead, Steve!ā
Steve watches her go, his amusement growing at the sight of Robinās panic when Chrissy plops down at their table.
Mustering up the courage to walk to the bar, he turns but immediately bumps into someone. The person manages to steady their drink and somehow prevent Steve from falling on his ass, grabbing him around the waist.
āShit sorry!ā Steve finds his footing, only to nearly lose it again when he looks up to find his face a few inches away from the aforementioned friend of Chrissyās.
Eddie smiles, squeezes Steveās waist once before releasing him, āDonāt sweat it, sweetheart.ā
Steveās face must have been bloodshot at that point. Two people had called him sweetheart within the span of a few minutes. At this rate his brain was going to malfunction entirely.
Eddie studies him for a second, his eyes twinkling, before looking over to the now unoccupied table. He frowns, looking around the bar.
āSheās over there.ā Steve points to where the two girls are deep in conversation.
Eddieās eyes look from Steve to Chrissy and back again. āWere you heading back there?ā
āUh, no, actually,ā Steve clears his throat. Why was it so hot all of the sudden? āI was told to go talk to the scary metalhead?ā
Eddieās grin returned, showing off his dimples. Steve was allowing himself to stare at the man now, and god was he stunning.
āScary? Thatās rich coming from the girl who literally carries a knife with her.ā Eddie sits down at the table and looks at Steve expectantly, āI donāt bite,ā he gestures for him to sit, so he does.
āApparently you do if I ask nicely,ā Steve says, then feels his face heat up again when he hears what he said.
Eddie laughs, loud and beautiful, āGod, she really knows how to play wingman, huh?ā

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PokƩmon Trainer Au Pt 1?:
Steveās starter is Charmander because they turn into Charizard. Steve is expected to be Dragon Type PokĆ©mon Trainer like his parents so he feels that will be the best start to his parents wishes. But things change when young Steve and Charmander encounter an injured Eevee. Steve and Charmander rescue the Eevee and nurse them back to health. Eevee decides to stay with the pair and join Steve on his journey. Steve decides he wants to evolve Eevee into Umbreon. He tries his very hardest, having such a strong friendship with his Eevee as well as his Charmander. He didnāt realize that Eevee knowing Draining Kiss would be an issue. Steve, Eevee and Charmander are sitting around a fire one night. Steve was brushing Eeveeās fur while watching Charmander munch on their apples. Eevee started to glow and Steve jumped back. āThis is it!ā He thought! He went and picked up Charmander and watched his Eevee start to evolve. Heās confused when he sees the glowing silhouette start to transform. He notices ribbons forming around the Eevee. Once theyāre done transforming, Steve sets Charmander down and approach his PokĆ©mon. Eevee didnāt evolve into Umbreon. No, they evolved into Sylveon. Sylveon seems so happy, and Steve canāt help but feel conflicted. His parents hate Fairy Type Trainers. They would hate to know that his second PokĆ©mon is a fairy type. But Steve looks at Sylveon and how beautiful they are. At how Charmander looks so excited for their friend. He thinks about the memories they have already made, the battles they have fought together, and the love he has for them. Tears well up and makes up his mind. āScrew his parentsā he thinks. Heās going to become the trainer HE wants to be. Not what heās expected to be. The next morning Charmander evolves into Charmeleon. And Steve sets out to meet his next PokĆ©mon.
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Camboy @Kingscoop:
Eddies favorite camboy was this one guy he stumbled upon a little over a year ago. He was scrolling through his twitter feed when a mutual of his reposted a 0:30 sec clip. It was of the most beautiful guy Eddie had ever seen. Golden mole doted skin, big hazel puppy eyes, red bitten pouty lips, and a long sharp nose. His body reminded Eddie of a jock. Broad and thick and hairy, oh god was it hairy. He was bouncing on a neon blue dildo and his cock was in cage. He looked so fucked out, Eddie nearly came right then and there. After that Eddie was a subscriber on everything. Even would sometimes splurge a little and buy him something on his wishlist. @Kingscoop was Eddies dream boy and fantasized about him almost every night. It was to the point that even Jeff, Garath, and Grant knew and teased him relentlessly about it. One day during band practice Jeff even made a joke saying, āWhat if one day you run into him what would you do then?ā Eddie remembers Grant saying Eddie would probably cream his pants. But no it was sweet little Garath who guessed right saying āNah, knowing Eddie heād probably say something stupid then run awayā. Eddie rolled his eyes and scoffed at his friends knowing that him meeting King would never happen. Until it does. Because Eddie is standing in his new student apartment shaking hands with his new roommate Steve Harrington aka @Kingscoop, saying you have a pretty mouth before turning on heal and walking straight into his room and slamming the door.

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I feel like such a fucking idiot like Iām so fucking dumb
Have some Steve whump this Thursday afternoonāØ
āMama,ā Steve whispers, as she holds his hand up the front steps. āI donā like the hugs.ā Heās in his Sunday best, itchy sweater and stiff pants, shoes that hurt his toes. He doesnāt like days like this. Days where he meets a lot of people he doesnāt know, where they hug him and touch him and press kisses to his cheeks.Ā
āHush,ā his mom whispers, patting his hand, ātheyāre being nice, Steven, so be nice back.āĀ
āI donā like it.ā He says again, and he feels his voice begin to wobble, and he tries to swallow it down, because his dad always gets so mad when his voice wobbles.Ā
āSteven,ā she hisses, her grip tightening around his small fingers, ādo not embarrass me.ā
And then the door opens. Her grip stays tight, and he stays still as people press their stuffy hugs into his skin. Stays still when tall women smack sticky kisses to his cheeks and when taller men ruffle his hair, swallowing down the wobble in his throat.
I donāt I have ever related more to Steve then this wow
Eddie started finding notes in his locker his sophomore year. The first couple of them, he just tossed without reading. He didnāt need to read what those asshole bullies wanted to say about him. But curiosity won out after two weeks of constant notes and he finally opened one. It was the single most impactful thing heād ever read.Ā
I think youāre the prettiest boy Iāve ever seen.Ā
He kept that note. And every other note he got from that point on. If anyone were to ask Eddie what he regretted most in his life, it would be those two weeks of notes he tossed without reading. Ten slips of paper with unknown writing that he wishes he could get back. Add them to his āmystery boys notesā box. And he was a mystery, the note writer. Anonymous. Unknown. Impossible to catch.Ā
Eddie held out for a month. A whole month before he decided to stage a stake out. He watched his locker like a hawk. In between classes, during classes, lunch, after school and even one absolutely horrible day where he came in an hour before school started. But the mystery boy had to be invisible. He never saw anyone approach his locker but his daily note was always there. And Eddie; poor, unfortunate, infatuated Eddie dealt with mystery boysā notes from ā82 to ā85. Four agonizing years of the most heart-warming, loving notes.Ā
I wish I was as brave as you.
Did you change your shampoo? Your hair looked so soft today.
God, your eyes have to be the biggest fucking eyes Iāve ever seen. So pretty.
I like how long your hair is getting.Ā
Saw you walking down the hall today and Iāve never wanted to kiss someone more.Ā
They started cute. Compliments here and there, even a doodle every once in a while. Hearts and smiley faces. But as the months and years went by, the mystery boy got deeper. Confessions and secrets.Ā
I think if I had a different dad, we wouldāve been best friends.
Can you fall in love with someone youāve never talked to?
I dream about us.Ā
Iām a boy. Iām sorry.
I want to hold your hand. Those rings are something else.Ā
I saw you trying to catch me. Adorable.
I wish I could take you on a date. Not give a shit what my dad would say or what people would think.Ā
I wish I could be brave enough to talk to you.Ā
Youāre still the prettiest boy Iāve ever seen.
Iām graduating this year. Iām sorry it didnāt work out for you. I think Iām going to try to figure out a way to keep dropping these off next year. I donāt want you to forget about me.
The notes didnāt continue when the school year started. Eddie was embarrassed to admit he cried that first night. He wasnāt sure how the mystery boy was going to be able to get the notes to him but he fully believed it was going to happen. He went five weeks with no daily note in his locker. And then, it showed up on a Monday. He almost missed it, the tiny slip of paper.Ā
Sorry this took so long. Had to figure out how I was going to sneak these in here. I donāt think Iāll be able to call you pretty every day of the week this time around but Iām going to try my best!Ā
And mystery boy was right. The notes were always there on Monday. Just Monday. But Eddie didnāt complain. One note a week after five weeks of nothing almost had his heart bursting from his chest. It also narrowed down his search. Sort of. Mystery boy was either coming in on those Mondays to drop off the note, sneaking in on the weekends when the school was empty OR after school on Fridays. And look, heās failed to graduate high school two times in a row now but he wasnāt stupid. Did it take him three months after the notes to start again for him to realize who it was? Yes but to be fair, for two of those months it was Eddie wallowing in denial.Ā
Five weeks into school was when he restarted Hellfire. Three weeks before that was when he brought in those new little freshman sheepies. The same freshman sheepies that got picked up by Steve Harrington. Steve Harrington who graduated last year. Steve Harrington who he catches staring at him from his beemer in the parking lot every Friday night before he takes the kiddies home. Steve who he categorizes as someone who is so far out of his league that it just couldnāt be him. But itās been three months and there isnāt any other former Hawkins high student running around in or near the school. And now that Eddieās almost certain Steve has been mystery boy these past few years, he canāt wait. Heās been in love with a figure made out of slips of paper for four years and his nonexistent patience has truly run thin.Ā Ā
He calls for a break 15 minutes before they normally end their sessions. Tells the boys he needs to run to the bathroom and almost sprints out the door. His locker sits in the hallway just around the corner of the drama room. The door closing shut echos through the empty hallways, alongside the squeaks coming from his shoes as he hustles towards his locker. He freezes as soon as he turns the corner.Ā
Steve probably only had 30 seconds after hearing the door open and shut to process what he was going to do. He couldāve run or hid, maybe pretend like he just needed the bathroom while he waited. But Eddie watched him pause as they made eye contact instead. Watched as Steve looked him up and down. Watched him relax and lean back against the lockers behind him with a lazy smirk. His arm slowly moved up and Eddie could see a slip of paper held between his fingers. Steve didnāt break eye contact with him at all as he proceeded to shove the paper between the vents of his locker. They stayed like that for what felt like hours. Staring. Broken when Steve pushed himself off the wall and walked towards him. He didnāt stop. Side stepped around Eddie before they could collide. A faint brush of his fingers along the back of his hand as he walked past him. And Eddie just watched him pass. Just like he watched him slip that note in his locker, he watched Steve walk back down the hall and out the front doors.
He waited only five seconds after the doors closed behind Steve before he jogged over to his locker. Grabbed the note and shoved it into his pocket before running back over to the drama room. Told the guys that they stopped at a decent spot and would meet again next Friday. Walked with them to the parking lot to head home. To catch a glimpse of Steve. And there he was, sitting in his beemer, staring again. This time though, Eddie smiled at him. He smiled at him and pulled the note out of his pocket. Opened it right there in the parking lot while he stared back at Steve. It only took him a few seconds to glance down to read. And as soon as he did, he threw his head back and laughed. Cackled really. He looked back at the beemer and saw Steve with the widest grin. Watched him lift his fingers off the steering wheel and wiggle them at him before he started pulling out of the lot. He looked back down at the note in his hand and chuckled again. Who knew Steve Harrington knew DnD well enough to draw a perfect rendition of an eight sided dice?
Wanna go on a d8? - Steve Harrington xxx-xxx-xxxx
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