I Will Eat Everything You Love

Pre-Season: *screaming*

Build Season: *screaming*

Competition: *screaming with gracious professionalism*

Pikachu! I choose you…

*dies* “FUCK when’s the last time I saved?”

“I wonder if I can survive that fall…”

“I’ll just go over the mountain and save time instead of following the path.”

“I don’t wanna kill you, but your armor is so shiny…” *violence commences*

*picks up junk* “I’m sure I’ll end up needing this.”

“I’ll just save, then do ___ and if shit hits the fan, I’ll just reload.”

*Presses A button as hard as humanly possible* as if this makes you go faster.

*dies 10th time in a row against boss* “FUCK THIS GAME” *throws controller*

“Wow, my character gets laid more than me.” (GTA and Witcher 3 anyone?)

“I wonder if I can glitch myself through this door.”

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)