if fitzchivalry farseer was a fire truck heâd be the biggest one in the whole wide world
If FitzChivalry Farseer was a fire truck everyone would somehow refer to him as the most reliable fire truck in town that would never disappoint or fail to save anyone but it would be insanely ill-maintained and lowkey falling apart and if anyone was like "Hey why is this the only fire truck in town we're all depending on to come in with the special extra-strength firehose like is there any way we could get a different fire truck on that" the fire commissioners' board would get offended by the implication that the fire truck was in any less than totally serviceable condition and act like you were calling them bad at their jobs and saying they should just shut down the whole fire department and let everything burn instead of continuing to put the safety of the entire town on this one single fire truck and the notably effeminate ambulance they keep sending out with it














