youβre dating one of my gang members, but iβm the boss and i know how to please you better.
i stole your car and the police isnβt doing anything so you decided to track me down yourself and you found me, but whatcha gonna do, i went through your stuff so i know all your secrets.
youβre a heavy criminal or something idek and we hooked up a while ago but fuck, i owe my drug dealer money and i really pissed him off bc thatβs what i do and now i need you to help me otherwise iβm gonna be dead and you actually know what ur doing so.
weβre gang members but the rule is weβre not allowed to date people inside the gang, but thereβs a lot of sexual tension between us and then all of a sudden we have to take care of something together bc the boss says so and if you kiss me iβm gonna fucking kill you, but pls do.
your dad is my biggest enemy in the crime world and youβre a straight-up rebel, so to piss him off you decide to sleep with me and wow, it was fucking amazing, but now your dad is out to kill me so what now.
youβre a criminal and even though iβm a pretty good person weβre still dating and then you get caught and end up in prison and everyone that you owe money/drugs/etc from now comes to attack me and itβs a few years later when you get out and come to see me only to find out that nothingβs the same. (either i became a criminal/dealer myself or a prostitute/stripper bc i needed the money or i changed my name, moved away and gave birth to a child thatβs yours)
weβre two thieves who literally canβt stand each other bc weβre each others biggest competitors so we have a stealing war with each other to prove that iβmΒ the best in what we do and it doesnβt stop at just stealing objects (girl/boyfriends, friends, jobs, name it!)
weβre lovers and we decided to rob a gas station together bc we needed the money and holy shit, we got a lot more cash than we expected, but oh shit turns out this business was actually really shady and now thereβs a whole gang after us thatβs trying to kill us to get their whitewashed money back.
weβre just normal people and weβve been going out for a few months and itβs pretty clear to me that youβre keeping something from me but i canβt put my finger on it and all of a sudden i get kidnapped and itβs really fucking scary bc they look dangerous as fuck and they keep asking me the weirdest questions about you and wait what, it turns out you make drugs/sell guns/whitewash money/whatever ?!? and of course you come in and rescue me and iβm super relieved, but nowΒ i donβt know if i should be mad or turned on about it all.
i work for a cartel, not because i want to but because theyβre gonna kill me if i donβt and i just got to the united states and theyβre making me do all sorts of things (cutting coke, cleaning labs, βproviding moneyβ) and itβs really fucking awful, but then all of a sudden you notice me even though youβre (much) higher up and i donβt know why but youβre helping me to get higher up as well and before i know it weβre getting assignments together and youβre like really bad ass fuck iβm starting to like you.