AHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

i love images

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

proof??

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

oh no

There was once a time where info spread about a rare disorder where your eyes were purple

oh he just explained he plays the drums to attract bigfoot. reasonable

:\/ !!!!

Every morning when I sit up in bed

100%

fuck dude it sure does