The HallowQueen

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Okay…Ross Geller might have The Worst™, but David Schwimmer is a fucking treasure.

This has the same energy as two years ago when another student said she remembered “vir” meant “man” because “it looks like virus, and men are a virus”.

One of my Latin students, whenever I’d ask if they wanted a couple extra minutes to review before a test, would always say, “No, we die like men.” And so finally I asked her why it was always ‘like men’. She said, “We die like men, unprepared and useless.”

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra