Princess Footslut

I’m a firm believer that asses where created just so they could get packed full of fat

all sex is cringe as far as im aware. dont let that stop you. lick her armpits and dry hump her thigh for 15 minutes fully clothed and cum in your pants. kill the comphet in your mind. kill the comptop in your mind. only listen to other peoples commands if thats hot.

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

when a girl calls you pathetic its only polite to thank her

summoning old lady lovers

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

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sniff a Loser Lesbian's armpit today

hey uhm my doctor actually said that for my health i need to stick my nose in your armpit for a bit. and then uhm and also your balls i need to stick my nose kn your crotch and huff your sweat for a bit okay? yeah its for my health

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert