The Only Rules You Need
Don’t get caught.
Don’t get greedy.
Don’t get stupid.
Don’t get cocky.
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@princess-lifter
The Only Rules You Need
Don’t get caught.
Don’t get greedy.
Don’t get stupid.
Don’t get cocky.

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I really don’t get how/why these anons are asking basic ass questions.
I spent a week on here, never posting, going thru everyone’s blog. I literally set time out in my planner to ‘study’ people’s tips.
At the end of the week, I pretty much knew everything I needed to go on my first haul. And I did.
I’m relatively new to the community and everyone has accepted me with open arms. Everyone here is actually pretty nice. But when yall be asking the most basic of questions (how do I find a blind spot? what is a hook?), people are going to get annoyed.
You’re doing something illegal that has consequences. If you want to have a chance at not getting caught, you need to do your research.
If that’s too hard for you then you shouldn’t lift.
I would like to add though; my very first haul (the one I’m referencing above) was like a $3 notebook and two $2 pens from dollar general.
You will not learn everything you need to get 10 naked palettes.
Don’t do that shit.
Just to clarify cause you never know.
when i go lifting:
me: im gonna be the lifting queen, im gonna lift this place dry!!
me: *goes to sephora*
me: *anxiety kicks in*
me: *takes 3 things*
me: *leaves*
me: oh my god i am a failure, i cant believe this. next time for sure. im hitting up VS, Urban Outfitters, B&BW, H&M.........
me: *whole process repeats itself*
Barnes & Noble Tips!
This was the most asked for store I had gotten, so here I am with tips! I have only lifted here about three times, but all three times it was very easy! Here are the basics of what you need to know:
- From what I saw there were cameras in the toys/collectibles, the music/dvds, comic isles, the gift card/accessories area, and the sitting/reading area. I am sure there are more, but that is just where I have personally seen them. A good blind spot is classic literature. Of course always make sure to check out your own stores because I am sure it varies. I wouldn’t recommend concealing in the bathroom just bc I personally think it looks sus.
- I am not sure of their LP situation, but it’s better to assume there is than there isn’t. From what I have read up on, if what you take is under $50 and you own up to what you’ve done, they will let you go with just a ban from all locations, and fines for what you did and a civil demand. Nothing will be on your record. I am not sure of what happens if it’s over $50 for certain, though. I believe if you have <$50 they will contact the police and you will get a court date. Again though if you fess up to what you’ve done usually punishment will be lighter.
- They tag books sporadically, usually inside the book on a random page. I have taken a few non-book items and they were not tagged, but always make sure to check. I have never really looked them over, but I am sure dvd/cds are tagged.
Barnes & Noble is an overall really relaxed store. It is not uncommon for people to go and spend lots of time there, especially with their cafe and everything. I know a friend of mine and I would just go there as a hangout and spend hours there just chillin and looking at books. So I think one of the best methods for lifting there is sticking with the relaxed vibe. Take your time and look around the store and enjoy yourself, get a cup of coffee. Act like a normal customer who wants to browse some books with no real specific thing in mind. Whenever friends and I would go there we would always grab tons of books and then go find some place on the floor to sit and look through them, which if you’re lifting is a great way to look through the pages and scan for tags. Then when you’re ready to conceal and leave, as you’re putting all the books back slip the ones you want into your bag in isles with blind spots.
Another good method would be to just walk around and pick up books and other things as you walk around, and then in blind spots slide the ones you want into your bag. Just ALWAYS make sure to check every single page of the book just to be safe. And of course there are probably lots more methods out there, so just experiment and do whatever comes most naturally to you.
I hope this helps! If anyone has any questions feel free to ask!
Does anyone else get freaked out when a store seems /too/ easy? Like in Aerie the other day I literally just took a bunch of stuff into the dressing room outer room (u know like the room that holds the dressing rooms…a room womb) and stuffed everything in my bag and walked right out. No one even looked at me, but I had a panic attack once I was out because NOTHING can be that easy, right? They must be calling the cops right now oh god I’m going to jail. But no, just me being paranoid and underestimating my ability to look normal lmao
I do too haha

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throwback to that one time in F21 when I was tapped on the shoulder and heard a voice say “excuse me” and caused me a mini heart attack, only to be followed by “what kind of dog is that?”
We finally got caught, and it’s terrible. We were lifting about an hour or so away from home at an ulta we always go to and it was going to just be one easy stop and then we’d leave. No. While we were getting what we went there for, we failed to realize this very strange couple following us. Looking back on it now, they were so obvious and I’m beating myself up over it but whatever. So I’m freaking out and we go to leave and this couple runs after us and tells us we have to come back in with them. So our dumb asses went, since we didn’t know what else to do. There was a huge crowd. So went into the back, they explained that they were LP and they proceeded to take the stuff out of our bags. They sat us down in chairs and the arrogant assholes were trying to make small talk with us and the main lady was literally laughing at me while I was having a panic attack. Anyways, they called the police and 2 cops came and talked to us. One was nice and was explaining that what we did was wrong but we could move on from it and use it as a learning experience and the other one just tried to intimidate us and make us feel terrible. After we were released, security guards from the mall came and took our picture for the store since we’re banned for 3 years and we started talking with one of the guards. She explained that it wasn’t that bad and that ulta wouldn’t do anything since we were minors and it was “a first time thing” and she assured us nothing bad was going to happen. And nothing did for about 2 weeks. Now I’m sitting here with a letter in my hand from Ulta saying they’re going to prosecute and both of us are going to have to go to these meetings and hope we don’t go to court. There are so many fees and honestly it wasn’t worth it. I’m scared to death. Please please please ALWAYS be cautious and be extremely paranoid about everyone. Better safe than sorry.
SECRET SANTA
so y'all wanted secret santa? Y'ALL ARE GETTIN IT.
there’s a few things we need to discuss as a community.
1) what social media site should we use? (Tumblr, Facebook, Kik)
2) should it be anonymous like traditional secret santa, or should we know our trading partner? **keep in mind: if you know your trading partner, you can discuss exactly what you want, and 100% know what you’re getting
i’ll take care of the rest. i’ll leave this here and after 2 days, i’ll count the opinions and make the official secret santa post! pls reblog with your opinions on the questions, it means a lot. message me with any ideas, questions, concerns you have about this and i’ll try to help☺️
ALSO if you’d like to help, message me. we are likely dividing into countries (i’ll be taking care of canada). likebandits said she wanted to do the u.s i believe (grl msg me lmao). we need someone for australia, uk, everywhere. everyone who owns a lifting blog will get a chance to participate in this.
This would be awesome!! I feel like we need to be matched by level kinda?? In case a really good lifter gets paired with a newbie who cant get what they want, ya know?
yes yes yes!!! i was thinking about that. whatever site we end up using (it’ll likely just be our Tumblr profiles tbh) we can put up our ss profile and write what “level” we are (we could do #s (1-5 or w/e) or levels (like easy, average, advanced)
Not a big fan if the level thing. All lifting is big. I prefer a price cap. So like 500 dollars f lifted stuff. If you wanna go over that’s on you etc
I like the level idea, but also the price cap.
Price cap is a good idea but I’ve barely lifted over $100 so I don’t think I could do $500
people can get matched with people who are willing to lift at the same risk level and $ amount, so it’s fair
Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *putting on makeup*
Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
Guy: Well, yea.
Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
Guy: Um.
Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.
Things to lift before school starts
-toothpaste -pore strips -post it notes -several naked palletes to boost (scholl fees are stupid) -lip balms -face masks -black socks -kit kats -a good hair brush -hair ties -makeup wipes -cute travel cup -oil blotting sheets -black,blue,purple nail polish -some fancy base/top coat for nails -gel shoe soles -more fake lashes -wax strips -mechanical pencils -cute washi tape -mod podge -face primer -vs pink yoga thongs -topshop joni jeans -hair detangling spray -heat protecting spray
Dry shampoo Makeup setting spray
pressed power compact to touch up makeup throughout the day
Headphones
-moleskine notebooks for your agenda and note-taking -papermate colour flair pens -candles to calm you while you study (lavender helps you relax!!) -tights so when winter rolls around you can keep wearing all those cute dresses and skirts you lifted in the summer -cozy sweaters and sweats for study sessions -a nice to-go tea mug to take to school and keep your drinks hot! -school bag essentials: sanitizer, mini lotion, mini body spray, band aids, disinfectant, small comb, elastics, bobby pins, gum, snacks, lip balm, tide to go stick etc… Keep them all together in a little makeup bag or pencil case and you’ll be everyone’s best friend for always having the things they need!! -a new school bag to put all your things in! Try a purse if you usually have a backpack to look extra classy -boot socks for fall -dark, fall-colour lipstick -big scarves so you can be extra comfy in class, and gloves and hats for when snow comes! -a phone case to protect yours when you’re in school -cute magnetic things to put in your locker if you’re into that -white girl staples: flannels and leggings -a good cuticle cream or oil to protect your nails and hands when it gets cold out -sunglasses cause the reflection of the sunlight off snow can be worse than it is in the summer

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Gotta love tumblr where drugs are almost glorified even though many times buying drugs means supporting some really bad shady groups/cartels, but stealing an eye palette with 25 cents worth of powdered dust priced at 54 dollars is worthy of death threats and anonymous hate.
Wanted new clothes. Got new clothes. Can you tell I like floral patterns?
*: means I actually bought it TARGET Green bra- $6* Black bra- $6* Beige bra- $6* We wear pink shirt- $12 Flamingo shirt- $10* Floral shorts- $20 White floral shirt- $22 Rose dress- $15 Black pattern dress- $15 Black and white tank- $10
KOHL’S Pink skirt- $12 Blue shorts- $10 Floral spaghetti strap shirt- $20 Pineapple shirt- $22 Black floral shirt- $10* White shirt- $20 Necklace- $30 Sunglasses: $30
ROSS Floral/pattern shirt- $10 Moon and sun shirt- $15* Floral shorts- $10
TOTAL: $311 TOTAL SPENT: $53 TOTAL SAVED: $258 This is the biggest haul I’ve ever done. It quite frankly was terrifying, but I’m so happy with how successful I was!
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT
Bruh let me your friend, your taste is impeccable!
sephora tips!
so I’ve had a couple requests for sephora tips, and I’ve decided to make a sort of guide, which I’ll add to over time.
- never ever just go in, lift, and leave, unless you’re grabbing something and leaving immediately. I mean just one thing. this is suuuuuper sus.
- look around and test out shades. if an SA approaches you, always have a question ready. “I’m looking for a more full coverage foundation, I want a very blue red lipstick, etc.” make that question about something you’ll be near while lifting, so if you hang around it isn’t as sus.
- test, test, test. look interested in makeup, and new to high end stuff. wide eyes are better than bored ones.
- carry a bag from somewhere else that’s deep enough to shut at the top. ex. forever 21 bags.
- I find it helps to carry a smaller purse, and have like, a hat or a pair of gloves or something (in the winter), that you can shuffle around in the bag, so if an SA spots you mid-conceal, or comes around a corner, etc, you can grab your gloves/hat/etc and put them on like you’re getting ready to leave the mall.
- listen to SA’s on their headsets. sometimes they will be staring at someone and saying something like “so and so needs a bag.” most of the time they’re just asking each other if they have specific items in stock.
- never lift from a JC penny Sephora. period.
- if you lift from sephora and feel weird after, go to a place people usually don’t go, like in a tailor shop or quilts etc. go some place mall security wouldn’t look for a young person, or a person like you, and then leave the mall. no, don’t go lifting more. leave. now. come back another week.
- it helps to be carrying something expensive with you, or wearing it. I have an Aldo bag that works, but I’ve also seen Chanel or D&G sunglasses work. look expensive. have expensive taste.
- if an SA asks you what you’re wearing for makeup now, to “help you find the answer to the question you asked them”, always say something expensive. “oh just Nars Sheer Glow and a little Bare Minerals powder.” fake expensive taste, and you’ll seem less sus.
- wear lipstick in a noticeable shade. I’m not kidding. wearing a bright bold lip will make it look like you know what you’re doing. if you don’t, go in on a day you won’t be lifting (from sephora), and ask for a tutorial on how to do a lip. colours I’ve had work best (to make SA’s leave me alone, are bold reds, dark reds, black, violet, and bold pink. I haven’t tried unnatural shades like Lilac or blue yet, but I assume they’ll get a similar response. this is actually my best tip, because brows and lips are so high up on what customers ask about, and their highest-sold items.
- don’t wear headphones. I dunno why, but every time I’ve been in while wearing headphones I’ve been customer serviced to death. might just be my area,but I’d recommend against them.
- don’t wear a beanie. you look slubbish. you want to give off the air you’re a bad bitch and they can go help other people.
- wear heels. you look classier, and you’ll be followed less cause SA’s will always feel like they know where you are (if not what you’re doing).
- don’t go in with a fucking shoebox in a bad. it just makes them watch you, because they so obviously can’t see in the box and it’s an obvious conceal container. use a bag with clothing, not jewelry or anything, but clothing in it. don’t lift using a shoebox at a small-size item store jfc.
- take pictures. if an SA shows you a product and won’t go away, take a picture of said item. you’ll look genuinely interested.
- if you’re about to leave but feel like someone is maybe onto you, stop and play with a foundation. ask for help finding your shade, and ask for a sample. the whole process takes so long that an LP usually gets less sus, if you act sincerely interested. talk about your current foundation (use an expensive one,) and say it breaks you out a bit, or dries you out. make it sound worse. have a conversation.
- when leaving, do not look around at other people. do not. ever. always go from looking at a product, checking your phone/the time, then leave. this works well. it also works to fake a phone call, saying “yeah, I’m just in sephora, I’m leaving in two seconds. where did you want to meet? okay! see you soon.” mentioning the store is actually pretty helpful.
- be fucking nice. always. not drippingly sweet, but nice.
if anyone has any tips, send them my way and I’ll add on to this list!!
****these are in no way foolproof. always be aware of what’s going on around you, take note of who SA’s are helping!!
I swear to god, that bold lipstick thing is so true.
my boyfriend knows i lift and just asked me to get him yugioh cards and idk if they’re tagged but if i get caught over some god damn yugioh cards he’s paying my court fees
All 18+ lifters out there please reblog/like
Get at me fam. I ain’t a child I need more adult related liftin tips on me dash.
ayyy 19 year old right here
23 in 2 months time!
18 ay
24!!! 😋😋
18 until august
21 😘💓
21, does that make me an adult?
20 😽
I’m turning 22 this week 😖

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Guys, I’m dying. This site has way better how-to videos on removing tags with magnets than I ever will. #research
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^^^^^^^^^^^ holy shit they’re making this too easy
I'm so excited for fall I'm gonna lift a pumpkin
look at this broke ass hoe smdh I hope y'all get arrested for this shit
why u so butt hurt over this tho
Cause they’re afraid to steal haha
Nah they just have good moral values and aren’t some entitled prick that thinks they’re “sticking it to the big corporate baddies” by stealing tacky makeup and jewelery.
The lifting fandom:
Seriously fuck people who steal from farmers though. Like, unless you’re lifting that pumpkin from a super market or Walmart, you are an asshole.
Seriously though, it’s not even funny.
I get sticking it to corporate pigs, but farmers are comrades, and if you are going to fuck over your comrade you are reactionary scum.
You act as if stealing a pumpkin from Walmart is hurting a farmer. Of course I’m not going to go to a family farm and steal from there that’s fucked up. And jokes on you I’m actually the greatest communist on earth. ❤️
You need to reread what I said.
Yeah I’m literally stealing from Walmart. I don’t steal from farmers, small business or people.
That’s fine then, carry on and keep up the good work!
Thanks. You too. Sorry for the misunderstanding. But yeah to all other lifters out there (I’m sure you don’t need to be reminded but I’ll say it anyway) small businesses and farms and such are off limits, don’t steal from people’s wallets or bank accounts and don’t dine and dash because servers live off tips.
I had a friend who lifted a pumpkin from the bin outside a large chain grocery store last year! Other friend was driving the car and told her to get out and get the pumpkin quick. She did it. Funniest story I’ve ever heard. Don’t steal from farmers, but stealing large produce from grocery stores = fucking hysterical.