sticky fingers

anyway

perhaps ‘stole’ was the wrong way to put that but i find it funny that you posted a tip post about it the night after we posted a haul about using fake babies. strollers are a stupid ass idea. every job i’ve ever worked has said ‘watch stroller users.’ every LP i’ve ever heard of has watched strollers users. 

if you’re going to do it, use the seat (where the baby would be) to store items, because if they search you but not completely they are least likely to look there, disturbing a sleeping baby is just weird. but it’s not a good idea. they will be watching you like a hawk as soon as you hit the store. there’s nothing stopping them from searching your stroller. if you get caught with an empty stroller, that’s an obvious intent to shoplift, kind of like (but not quite as bad as) having a magnet on you. if you get caught with a fake baby, they’re either going to assume it’s real, think you’re crazy, or think you’re a professional shoplifter with crazy intense tactics. 

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Chapters Tokyo Mew Mew Vol 1 - $16.99 Death Note Black Edition Vol 2 - $16.99

Spencer’s Shot glasses $4.99 x 3 = $14.97

Scholar’s Choice Manhattan Toy Co Rabbit $21.99 Stickers $4.25 x 2 = $5.50 Schnauzer Beanie Boo $6.99

Claire’s Love you to the moon & back necklace $7.25 Claire’s Club neckalce pack $7.25 Strawberry earrings $5.00 Donut lip balm $5.00 Mermaid earrings $4.50 Nail polish $6.25

Icing Sugar Rush Pallet $14.25 x 2 = $28.50 Free Spirtt Pallet $14.25 x 2 = $28.50 Barely There Pallet $14.25 x 2 = $28.50 Au Naturel Pallet $14.25 x 2 = $28.50 Eyelashses & glue $7.25 Icing Makeup Kit $18.75 Instinct Pallet $14.25 Pill keepers $7.25 x 3 = $21.75 Hairbrsuh $9.75 Kabuki brush $10.75 Earring packs $28.00 x 2 = $56.00 Earrings $18.75 Fake gauges $14.25 x 2 Flower headband $3.50 Mirror $8.50

American Eagle Moon earrings $3.50

Body Shop Moringa eau de toillette $15 Drops of Youth $38 x 2 = $76 Vitamic C Microdermabrasion $20 x 2 = $40 Vitamiv E Overnight Serum $28 Vitamin C Glow Boosting Moisturizer $25 Vitamic C Facial Radiance Powder Mic $32 Pomegranate Firming Night Cream $32

Designer Depot Grey maxi skirt $39.99

Lush Vanishing Cream $42.50 Enzymion $39.95 Sun solid perfume $10.95

Showcase Teddy Beanie Boo $8.95

Soft Moc Large Roots wallet $49.99 Small Roots wallet $29.99

Grand total (taxes included): $1081.81

What I’m getting is….it’s really easy to lift from icing

where on earth are you getting that idea?

hehe.

seriously though, the entire claire's family is super easy because nothing is tagged, most of the items are tiny, and the stores are crowded with merch and racks. they also tend not to have cams.

our mall icing is particularly easy because there's a blind spot directly behind a rack behind the cash, so i can keep my eyes directly on the associate while i conceal without looking sus. the one in the shopping district, whole different story. open layout, mirrors everywhere, and a giant ass fucking dome cam in the middle of the tiny store.

Picture 1-2: Tells an outlandish story about growing up lifting with her family. Claims to have never been caught. Later makes a post talking about how she wishes she could lift with her family.

Picture 3-4: Self promo without being honest about it. Being shady asking for private messages on her non lifting side blog. Though she admitted earlier on it was her own blog.

Picture 5-6: Has been lifting since she was 4, but later admits to having been lifting 4 years. Switches back to since she was a toddler later in her blog. So maybe she’s 8 guys?

Picture 7-8: Talks about being on food stamps for unemployment/being homeless. I’ve been on food stamps and there is an application process that requires more than just standing in line once a month. Later talks about prank calling her work place. Talks about being called for Jury duty in several unscreenshotted posts. Both implies she has a job and a place to live.

9-10: She asks questions about lifting things she’s not of age. The alcohol question has come up many times. And yet she’s had “Jury duty”, a husband and children, and (unpictured) spent two years in a max security prison (you don’t spend two years at a prison like that and you don’t do it for shoplifting).

Anyone got an old baby stroller or baby carrier?

If so, consider trying this tip once you feel confident enough.

Step 1: Get a baby sling which wraps around your chest or even a small stroller. You can bring a husband/partner with you in order to convey a convincing air of family. LP NEVER suspects or watches mothers or families shopping.

Step 2: Get a blanket and put it over your “sleeping baby”. For the fake baby, try getting a doll and covering it up or just put lumps underneath the sheets. My friend once tried to use her dog like a baby and that was a terrible idea, don’t try it!

Step 3: Enter into your store of choice. Make it a store that a new mother would easily shop at like Target, any large grocery store, Walmart, etc. DONT use this method in a porn store, pawn shop, spencers, or any store that a mother starting a family would never set foot in.

Step 4: Conceal items under baby blanket in a blindspot. You can also put smaller items in your hand and pretend to care for your “baby” but in reality just slip things into the blanket. The stroller makes for plenty of new ways to conceal, sometimes the stroller in itself can create a new blindspot if you position it just right.

Step 5: Exit in a rush, pretend your baby pooped or fake an urgent phone call. You can also buy something small, just go with the flow and do what you’re most comfortable with. lift on.

Several problems with this one ...

1) illegalelicitactivity, pharmacry and I did this first ??

2) LP definitely suspects strollers because the stroller basket is a place moms lift a lot of shit 

3) never use the basket of the stroller. ever. 

Short mall haul

Victoria’s Secret 🌸 Panties x9: 112.5 🌸 VSX sports bra: 44.5 🌸 Push up T-shirt bra: 48 🌸 Designer collection garter x2: 116 VS total: 321

ZARA 🌸 Thick leggings: 30 🌸 High waist jegging: 26 🌸 Skinny jeans: 40 ZARA total: 96

TOTAL: 417