DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOUâRE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CANâT FUCKING SING
IâLL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
IâM DRIVING HERE TONIGHTÂ
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CANâT HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK
Perfect, just perfect.
This makes me so happy.
That is the best discription of Black Friday ever!












