âWhat the hell time is it? Half-past four?! ____, go back to sleep!âÂ
âHoneybunch, if you steal all of the covers one more time, youâll get my ice-cold feet in your face.â
âGood morning, ___. Iâm so happy that you slept so well, considering how your snoring kept me awake all night.âÂ
ââ You climbed into my bed, hugged me around the middle, and pleaded with me to save you from the Boogeyman. Yes, you were that drunk.â
âWhy are you still awake? Do you want to get some warm milk together?âÂ
âHow is it that you go to sleep curled up like a kitten, and yet somehow always manage to wake up star-fished across the majority of the bed?âÂ
âBudge up, will you? The whole idea of a king-sized bed is that weâre both supposed to fit in it.â
âI love you so much, my darling, but I love your habit of staring, wide-eyed, at me in your sleep decidedly less.âÂ
âWill you please turn off your phone, love? Or at least set it to silent? Iâm trying to sleep here.âÂ
âI justâ I just felt like something was pushing me down, and I couldnât move at all! Nightmares are really horrible.âÂ
âLove? Love, wake up. I think I just heard a noise downstairs.âÂ
âHoney, did you turn the light off in the living-room before you crashed out here? Iâm trying to save electricity, you know.âÂ
âBaby, itâs okay. I wonât let the nasty butterflies hurt you, I promise.âÂ
âThis bed is far too narrow for the both of us. Iâll practically have to sleep on you.âÂ
âOh my gosh, your feet are cold, sweetie! Do you need another blanket?âÂ
âYou canât be serious about wearing that to bed.âÂ
âWork can wait until the morning, pumpkin. Youâre exhausted. Come on, up to bed.âÂ
âI just really love you and had to wake you up to tell you.âÂ
âGet off of me, Iâm trying to have a lie-in. Honestly.â
âAnd where do you think youâre going, hmm? Come back here. Iâm not done with cuddling you, Iâm afraid.âÂ
âQuit bouncing on our bed, youâll break the springs!âÂ
âDid you just â fall out of bed, love? You alright?âÂ
âYes, you make a very scary ghost, darling. Now, how about you stop walking around dressed in our sheet and actually help me make the damn bed?âÂ
âYou know, this bed is most definitely perfect for more than just sleeping.â
âOh, this means war! Pillow incoming, jackass!âÂ
âYou know, I could spend forever like this. Snuggling you under all of these covers.âÂ
âCome to bed with me, ____. Letâs just be together, tonight.âÂ
âI love you, ____. I know youâre already asleep & canât hear me anymore, but I mean it anyway.âÂ
âGoodnight, darling. Sleep tight.â