Not a prince

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

"Get a fetish" enlightened. No notes.

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

lets hope the next male epidemic is "washing hands after using the bathroom"

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.

There is no difference between watching speed runs or let's plays and watching golf or basketball or some other sport on tv. I will not change my mind about this. It's the same thing.

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover