Bow down to me, YOUR NEW RULER.

buses are so skittish like horses

As a bus driver, I can confirm.

YOU WILL BE TREATED KINDLY, JOIN US.

I'M NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOME PLANT! NOW GET AWAY BEFORE I HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU!

YOU HAVE..DOMAIN OVER THESE PEOPLE?

Y- YES! NOW SHOO!

NO YOU WILL BE MORE USEFUL TO US! JOIN US.

NO WAY IN HELL I'M JOINING YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME!

WELL WHY NOT?

DO I NEED A REASON??? ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DECLINE!!!

OH YOUR SO JUDGEY WHATS SO BAD ABOUT BEING APART OF A ELDRITCH PLANT-BASED HIVEMIND?

YOU JUST LISTED OFF THE ENTIRE REASION! ELDRICH PLANT-BASED HIVEMIND! I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU OR ANYTHING, I JUST DON'T WANNA BE APART OF ANOTHER ENTITY!

YOU WILL BE TREATED KINDLY, JOIN US.

I'M NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOME PLANT! NOW GET AWAY BEFORE I HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU!

YOU HAVE..DOMAIN OVER THESE PEOPLE?

Y- YES! NOW SHOO!

NO YOU WILL BE MORE USEFUL TO US! JOIN US.

NO WAY IN HELL I'M JOINING YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME!

WELL WHY NOT?

DO I NEED A REASON??? ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DECLINE!!!

YOU WILL BE TREATED KINDLY, JOIN US.

I'M NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOME PLANT! NOW GET AWAY BEFORE I HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU!

YOU HAVE..DOMAIN OVER THESE PEOPLE?

Y- YES! NOW SHOO!

NO YOU WILL BE MORE USEFUL TO US! JOIN US.

NO WAY IN HELL I'M JOINING YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME!

YOU WILL BE TREATED KINDLY, JOIN US.

I'M NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOME PLANT! NOW GET AWAY BEFORE I HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU!

YOU HAVE..DOMAIN OVER THESE PEOPLE?

Y- YES! NOW SHOO!

YOU WILL BE TREATED KINDLY, JOIN US.

I'M NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOME PLANT! NOW GET AWAY BEFORE I HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU!

Can I be a bus driver

Of course! JOIN US