alien robots are a thing

She Post on my Franken til I Stein

like. I’m thinking of those purple and pink easy bake ovens with the heart swirl design and it’s this adorable little girl wearing her princess dress asking you and Stefan to do a bake sale with her and now you guys have to co-parent her. She immediately gets permission to pet mr cluckles even tho Stefan is usually protective cuz she managed to work her way into his heart the first time he saw her.

GIRL DAD STEFAN HAS MY HEART. He would force everyone in the kitchen to try whatever she makes and say nice things about it. Tea parties with Mitchell, Kopi, Luke, and Freddy. It’s so sweet i think I’m gaining cavities thinking about it

I’m not dead (except on the inside) so. Sorry about the long absence although I feel like anyone who’s been on this page for a bit is probably used to me disappearing for like a year and coming back for a new fandom by this point 😅

Cause hearing that these squishy little guys are full of ACID would probably freak out even the ones who have come to terms with the whole “organics eat organics” thing. Especially finding out about nausea causing them to straight up puke the acid out. Bonus points for the concept if one of the more squeamish bots on the whole “humans eating animals” things finds out that they’ll puke up the half digested organic stuff if they’re made too queasy

Do you think they’ll consider it strange that we don’t just like…”put it back in” so to speak? Like it makes sense from our perspective but from theirs it’s just that “it was already in there, why not just put it back in?? Why are you eating a new organic???”

Hi there! First: I am. So so sorry it took me so long to get back to this 😅 I swear I started this the day I got it and then I got busy and forgot for like a week or something??? My bad.

Second: I love getting asks for anyone who’s still hanging around my blog (probably not many since it’s kinda hibernating rn) so thank you anon!!

Third: yes absolutely. Organic material seems gross to them in general, much less dead organics, so you could probably imagine what they think about you potentially coughing up the half digested remains of your organic meal. Honestly Ive kind of forgotten at this point if we’ve ever seen actual canon evidence of them being able to regurgitate (at least in regards to tfp, pretty sure there’s instances in the comics) but even then I’m sure it’s not the same with all the digested stuff and smells and whatnot. So yeah, generally nasty to them.

The acid bit is especially funny considering tfa sentinels fear of organics shooting acid or whatever, would love to torment him with this knowledge. Reactions to this are slightly more varied but still somewhat predictable, wild card/scientist types generally find it actually pretty interesting if not a little gross- tfp wheeljack in particular is impressed that the squishies have some cool features like that. Ratchets across the board are some mix of unamused but grossed out, especially tfp ratchet.

As for “putting it back in”- ew. Thanks for ruining my appetite with that visceral thought. As for the bots… no, not really. I suppose some of the non informed ones who don’t actually understand the digestion thing and have never witnessed or been told about the unfortunate details, may ask why or comment on the waste- but any bot who’s actually witnessed a human be sick and seen the resulting puddle of revolting texture and smell and composition knows PRECISELY why, even if they wish they didn’t.

I’m still debating about putting in captions or not but until I decide, this is edits final form

Hey so is the entire council dead or missing other than shoola? I know she’s stressing rn 💀

first half the council died from the missile, then Mel and Jayce go missing the same day, then either salo goes missing from her perspective or shows up with an entirely different personality and is walking somehow. Oh and then he’s found with his head smashed in.

So uh

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