BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S4. )
❛ moths aren’t even scary! people say ‘ mothman ’ and i don’t - i don’t shiver. ❜
❛ do you believe me now when i say that maybe we’re both demon proof? ❜
❛ so you’re threatening to take the treasure . . . if he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ❜
❛ sure, you’re welcome to fuck around with the boys, but please know this — once you do, the whole world’s gonna know ! ❜
❛ forget about the richard gere movie for a second — ❜
❛ what the fuck, is all i have to say to that. ❜
❛ it’s weird, he only moves if he wants to. ❜
❛ is that all you know how to say? four years of german and you could only say ‘ my name is — ’. ❜
❛ i have a pocket bible with me this time. ❜
❛ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ❜
❛ i remember i used to think cannonballs were hilarious, until i saw the patriot, and that thing goes rolling through the field — just knocks people’s legs off ! ❜
❛ he’s a fucking creature, he can do what he wants. ❜
❛ you tend to go, ‘ well here’s a thousand things it could likely be, put a big X over those, even thought they’re fairly logical. ❜
❛ i’ve only got a couple more minutes — shit or get off the pot. ❜
❛ you get some of the devil’s juice in someone, you know … things happen. ❜
❛ he’s like a george clooney batman ! ❜
❛ one time, i cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the avocado pit in my mouth, and i started to just — eat the meat off of it, and in that moment i was like ‘ if i sneeze right now, this thing would lodge into my throat ’ — and ever since then i’ve kinda been terrified of avocados. ❜
❛ i was born in the darkness. ❜
❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜
❛ sandhill cranes — look ‘em up, fascinating bird. i’m going to own one, someday, a taxidermied one, and it will be in my room. ❜
❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜
❛ if he can jump between dimensions, why not fuck around a little bit? ❜
❛ this chair looks fucking stupid in the middle of the room. ❜
❛ if you’re trying to make us go to sleep and feel safe so you can start fucking with us when we’re asleep — pretty uncool ! ❜
❛ well, you think we’re going to have fun everywhere, you could go into a building that’s on fire and you’d be like ‘ this is a blast ’. ❜
❛ i gotta be honest, telescope people are weird. ❜
❛ well demon, you thought you had me in your clutches, but not today, demon, not today. ❜
❛ i don’t think aliens have money. ❜
❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜
❛ it’s been a lovely stay in this quiet, quiet uneventful house. ❜
❛ if you’re possessed, i’m not taking you home. ❜
❛ — i got a bubble — i got an air bubble in my throat right now. you hear that? you ever get that? this is scary, i don’t sound like myself. ❜
❛ you don’t have to bring up the mustache. ❜
❛ you have a very different definition of fun. ❜
❛ you can walk into the room, just don’t go inside me, y’know? ❜
❛ he’s gonna’ come back with some new technology — that thing that they put the dynamite in like in jurrassic park. ❜
❛ i gotta say it does look as imposing in person as it does online. ❜
❛ is it like a character creator in the sims? like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and they’re like ‘ hm. i don’t like that one, maybe some overalls . . . ’ ❜
❛ i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit. ❜
❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜
