community bl☻wback.

          ❝ —— perhaps, but jist because ah said                         ah were gonnae come here, doesnae                         mean ye had ta come wi' me. ❞

≼ ♚ ≽ ——  ❝ Ah. Um. It’s a long story,                         I wouldn’t want to bore you. ❞

             ❝ c'mon. house elves, sneaky                  hufflepuffs. doesn't sound borin' t' me. ❞

                    ❛ this isn’t the way to my rabbit. ❜

          ❝ yeah it is. dozens o' rabbits in here.                's a pet shop, masqueradin' as a                         community centre. ❞

≼ ♚ ≽ ——  ❝ This is not as bad as it looks. Honestly. ❞

               ❝ — really ?? so why's that elf covered in vinegar ?? ❞

Immortality, now that's off the A list

           ❛ — shoot ! ❜

             ❝ —— where d'ye really think the dinosaurs fucked off to ?? ❞

❝ mmm…nah. y’look like  you’re  doing     a well enough job. maybe i jus’     oughta just cheer you on, yeah ?     oh, wait. i think you missed spot.     to your left. mhmm, riiight there. ❞

 and with that, the poor girl  is assaulted with a grimy  paintbrush, and finds herself  with a sticky splat of paint  sliding down her nose.