Because It’s Batman, APH_bullshit

I'm talking floor-to-ceiling paned windows with silk curtains, treated antique furniture, weighted blankets, scented candles, essential oil defusers, bathrooms with pure glass rain showers and a bathtub with a jacuzzi.

Feliks is like a maximalist with oil pantings and frills and lace and antique plates and mirrors in intricate frames and rugs and lots of light and an open bar and a big room with a white grand piano.

HWS England: Why are you two dressed up as each other?

HWS America: I couldn't think of anything scarier than Matthew during hockey season

Current Fanon Poland: Too extra to give a fuck, rocks any outfit, an accessory character if you are a liet stan, an icon. Solid side character. But now with more attention to history and culture lacking in 2012

2012 Fanon Poland: would betray his best friend for a single jar of glitter, pink ponies like so much pink totally. Characterisation? Depth? None.

2014 Polish Fanon Poland: remove every character aspect that makes him unique (read gender nonconforming) add gratuitous polish swearing kurwa, angst, and uncomfortable amounts of patriotism. Now he's typical polish guy right?

Council-of-Beetroot Poland: Will fight everyone but is too short to actually be threatening. Runs on insane logic that makes no sense to anyone else but him. Same vibes as sitting with your Ciocia who is teaching you how to play poker combined with aesthetic of Babcia's basement. Surprisingly Complicated character (read: I don't know what I'm doing half the time)