āWell, Well, hello Naughty List.ā
Wiley.
Disciple of Wiggog Yārath. Toy Maker. Previously known as Colonel Wilbur Cross.
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āWell, Well, hello Naughty List.ā
Wiley.
Disciple of Wiggog Yārath. Toy Maker. Previously known as Colonel Wilbur Cross.
It/They.

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Happy pride everybody
YES. YES THIS WORKS. Take my life savings! Take my childrens college fund!! This is the best day EVER.
- Autograph guy
Iām glad we can bring such joy with a Tickle-Me-Wiggly. Come back again, wonāt you? Always happy to see a regular customer.
Make it out to just your #1 fan ever. I will give you a human sacrifice in return for this
- Autograph guy
Now, now. Canāt exactly do human sacrifices. I run a simple business. Why donāt you buy a doll, like a sane person? Iāll send the autograph out and make the delivery free. Isnāt that an amazinā deal?
You should care about it!! You lost the game man, now you pay the price to the man under the bridge. Make sure to pay in bronze coins, he's allergic to gold
And if I say no? Whatās he gonna do? Prevent me from crossinā a bridge? Ha.

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Can I get an autograph...
I feel honored. Who am I makin' it out to?
Ha.
The game
You think I care ābout that?
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?????
I'm sorry? Elf practice?
..Care to remind me on what thing is that?
Havenāt seen you since last year. Ha.
- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]
Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.
You could never rid of me, Johnny. Donāt worry, love.
Unfortunate circumstance that is.
Maybe Iāll come visit you now. Iāve been meaninā to. But you know.. The holidays happened. Didnāt need your husband to see me.
At least we can both agree on that. I'd rather you not visit, with or without the holidays. Our "deal" has been done for months.
You still havenāt asked about the fate of that damn CD..
But, hey. Maybe I should finally introduce myself to that husband in person. Youāve always spoke so positively of him. A wonderful replacement, I must at least see him. Talk to him.
Unless you have a better idea thatāll keep me away, Johnny.
I haven't asked because I don't need to know, it's in your hands now. You can do what you like with it.
I thought you didn't want my husband to see you. He's not a replacement, I love him for him alone.
I didnāt want him to see me before. But I can always flip on a dime. Besides, heād deserve to know the truth. Especially when Iāve visited you when the man isnāt home.
..
You love him. Only him? Well. Maybe Iāll have to do something about that.
Donāt people love a good tragic backstory?
Thunder crackles outside, with lights flashing. Rain poured heavily, soaking the streets and whatever wildlife that was currently caught on it. Itās a small storm, but not the worse Hatchetfield has ever seen.
āLittle Peon⦠Peon..ā A voice drawled, voice echoing around Roryās room. āPeon.. Little Peon⦠Peony, even. Like those little flowers..ā
Another crackle of thunder, before a figure appeared in the corner. Smoke billowed from its mouth as it opened, the single green eye glowing eerily.
Wiley.
ā @previously-missing-in-action /nf
[Weather like this was calming, at least to them anyway. They listened to the rain pellet down onto the roof, the unstable metal sheets making loud bangs. At their makeshift desk, they were trying to fix their camera. Poor thing took a tumble earlier before on an expedition at some abandoned shack further into the woods.
Their hands worked mostly on autopilot, small screwdriver finishing up putting a part back into it's respectful place. Their focus was unwavering as they worked. Well. . . Almost.
They stopped once the voice that wasn't theirs decided to make it's appearance. Disrupting, what they'd call, a peaceful late night. The young teen didn't even need to think about who's it could be as they turned around, letting out a small huff as they locked eyes with the unfortunately familiar man. Not needing to squint despite the darkness. They studied him for a moment, mouth smoke and all]
" You ever gonna get over the whole dramatic entrance thing? "
Wiley slowly stepped towards them, eyeing at them before leaning his face down to peer at the broken camera. It then looked back at them.
āYou fixinā this?ā It questioned, hand moving out and poking. āJust replace this shit. It aināt any good. You can scrounge up some money, canāt you?ā It couldnāt help but pick up the thing, shaking it lightly. āAnd. No. I live for the dramatics. Youāll get used to it.ā
" I'm sure I will get used to it, even still- hey! Quit touching it. "
š> [ They gave him a look, slowly reaching up and grabbing the thing before quickly yanking it back. Setting it nicely back down onto the surface. What a pain. ]
" And no, I can't just get a new one. I don't know what makes you think I can. I live in the woods by myself - doesn't scream prosperous, now does it? "
It rolled its eyes, allowing the other to take it back. For the moment, anyway. The moment itās set down, a hand reached to pick it up again and observed further. Bringing it close to its green eye.
āI aināt droppinā it.ā It mused, head tilting ever-so slightly. Its green eye didnāt move from where it stared, rather its brown one went to look at Peon.
āIf you need some cash, then I guess I can provide somethinā. Iām supposed to be.. Mentorinā you, or somethinā. Donāt know what olā Bliklotep had detailed exactly. But Iām here for you.ā Itās eye rolled, before both focused on the item.
It pretends to drop it, but caught it in its other hand instead. A toothy grin spreads on its face.
" Don't make it sound like you actually care, Financial support isn't apart of being a Mentor last time I checked. I'm fine without any handouts. "
[ Like hell they'd accept an offer like that. And let it think were weak? That they can't handle themself? As if.
Rory kept their eyes on it, both in a distrusting and curious way. The way it looked always sparked quite a few questions in their head. Will eventually they look like that?
It was a probable theory, physical changes were close to immediate once their deal was sealed. Brown irises slowly dipping to a purple as the whites of the eyes grew yellow - that was only natural. But how much will their body alter? How long would it be till they looked as inhuman? Did it hurt? Wonder what it looked like before it devoted. . .
Questions to be answered eventually, they hoped. Making a mental note to write down their thoughts on the section on Wiley as a whole in their journal.
They stood from their seat, to be on the same level as it. Well. . .as much as they could be.]
" Besides, I almost got her fixed. She's still got life in her. "
āIām a truthful creature, whether you like it or not. Besides if one of Them commanded me, my money would fly out the door. Who needs those lilā bills, anyway?ā It gave a light snort, shaking its head.
It stared down at them, before shoving the item against their chest and letting go. Allowing them to have it once more.
āHope. Always a good thing for barely-livinā things. Helps you push through.ā
An eye roll, before it stepped away and glanced around its room.

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Havenāt seen you since last year. Ha.
- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]
Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.
You could never rid of me, Johnny. Donāt worry, love.
Unfortunate circumstance that is.
Maybe Iāll come visit you now. Iāve been meaninā to. But you know.. The holidays happened. Didnāt need your husband to see me.
At least we can both agree on that. I'd rather you not visit, with or without the holidays. Our "deal" has been done for months.
You still havenāt asked about the fate of that damn CD..
But, hey. Maybe I should finally introduce myself to that husband in person. Youāve always spoke so positively of him. A wonderful replacement, I must at least see him. Talk to him.
Unless you have a better idea thatāll keep me away, Johnny.
Thunder crackles outside, with lights flashing. Rain poured heavily, soaking the streets and whatever wildlife that was currently caught on it. Itās a small storm, but not the worse Hatchetfield has ever seen.
āLittle Peon⦠Peon..ā A voice drawled, voice echoing around Roryās room. āPeon.. Little Peon⦠Peony, even. Like those little flowers..ā
Another crackle of thunder, before a figure appeared in the corner. Smoke billowed from its mouth as it opened, the single green eye glowing eerily.
Wiley.
ā @previously-missing-in-action /nf
[Weather like this was calming, at least to them anyway. They listened to the rain pellet down onto the roof, the unstable metal sheets making loud bangs. At their makeshift desk, they were trying to fix their camera. Poor thing took a tumble earlier before on an expedition at some abandoned shack further into the woods.
Their hands worked mostly on autopilot, small screwdriver finishing up putting a part back into it's respectful place. Their focus was unwavering as they worked. Well. . . Almost.
They stopped once the voice that wasn't theirs decided to make it's appearance. Disrupting, what they'd call, a peaceful late night. The young teen didn't even need to think about who's it could be as they turned around, letting out a small huff as they locked eyes with the unfortunately familiar man. Not needing to squint despite the darkness. They studied him for a moment, mouth smoke and all]
" You ever gonna get over the whole dramatic entrance thing? "
Wiley slowly stepped towards them, eyeing at them before leaning his face down to peer at the broken camera. It then looked back at them.
āYou fixinā this?ā It questioned, hand moving out and poking. āJust replace this shit. It aināt any good. You can scrounge up some money, canāt you?ā It couldnāt help but pick up the thing, shaking it lightly. āAnd. No. I live for the dramatics. Youāll get used to it.ā
" I'm sure I will get used to it, even still- hey! Quit touching it. "
š> [ They gave him a look, slowly reaching up and grabbing the thing before quickly yanking it back. Setting it nicely back down onto the surface. What a pain. ]
" And no, I can't just get a new one. I don't know what makes you think I can. I live in the woods by myself - doesn't scream prosperous, now does it? "
It rolled its eyes, allowing the other to take it back. For the moment, anyway. The moment itās set down, a hand reached to pick it up again and observed further. Bringing it close to its green eye.
āI aināt droppinā it.ā It mused, head tilting ever-so slightly. Its green eye didnāt move from where it stared, rather its brown one went to look at Peon.
āIf you need some cash, then I guess I can provide somethinā. Iām supposed to be.. Mentorinā you, or somethinā. Donāt know what olā Bliklotep had detailed exactly. But Iām here for you.ā Itās eye rolled, before both focused on the item.
It pretends to drop it, but caught it in its other hand instead. A toothy grin spreads on its face.
Havenāt seen you since last year. Ha.
- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]
Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.
You could never rid of me, Johnny. Donāt worry, love.
Unfortunate circumstance that is.
Maybe Iāll come visit you now. Iāve been meaninā to. But you know.. The holidays happened. Didnāt need your husband to see me.
Thunder crackles outside, with lights flashing. Rain poured heavily, soaking the streets and whatever wildlife that was currently caught on it. Itās a small storm, but not the worse Hatchetfield has ever seen.
āLittle Peon⦠Peon..ā A voice drawled, voice echoing around Roryās room. āPeon.. Little Peon⦠Peony, even. Like those little flowers..ā
Another crackle of thunder, before a figure appeared in the corner. Smoke billowed from its mouth as it opened, the single green eye glowing eerily.
Wiley.
ā @previously-missing-in-action /nf
[Weather like this was calming, at least to them anyway. They listened to the rain pellet down onto the roof, the unstable metal sheets making loud bangs. At their makeshift desk, they were trying to fix their camera. Poor thing took a tumble earlier before on an expedition at some abandoned shack further into the woods.
Their hands worked mostly on autopilot, small screwdriver finishing up putting a part back into it's respectful place. Their focus was unwavering as they worked. Well. . . Almost.
They stopped once the voice that wasn't theirs decided to make it's appearance. Disrupting, what they'd call, a peaceful late night. The young teen didn't even need to think about who's it could be as they turned around, letting out a small huff as they locked eyes with the unfortunately familiar man. Not needing to squint despite the darkness. They studied him for a moment, mouth smoke and all]
" You ever gonna get over the whole dramatic entrance thing? "
Wiley slowly stepped towards them, eyeing at them before leaning his face down to peer at the broken camera. It then looked back at them.
āYou fixinā this?ā It questioned, hand moving out and poking. āJust replace this shit. It aināt any good. You can scrounge up some money, canāt you?ā It couldnāt help but pick up the thing, shaking it lightly. āAnd. No. I live for the dramatics. Youāll get used to it.ā
Havenāt seen you since last year. Ha.
- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]
Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.
You could never rid of me, Johnny. Donāt worry, love.

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dont come.back the kids blew up
What?
..
Shame.
Come home the kids miss you
Well if the kids miss me, they should get a Tickle-Me-Wiggly. Only $49.95..