☀ `` I've been working on a unified theory. `` 👁
SEPTEMBER 2ND, 2025 -
Hello? Hellooooo? Is this thing on? Oh- Oh! There it goes! Okay-
Hiya, I'm Rory. Rory Ramirez, don't wear it out. I go by any pronouns, I don't care what you use. I simply just use They/Them as default so whatever
This is my blog, as you can hopefully see. I made it to keep my thoughts, but more importantly advertise my business. A under the radar detective agency, Otherwise known as the Hatchetfield Abstruseness Help Agency. . .or H.A.H.A for short. Clever huh? I solve the things that the police won't look at, or the ones you wish the Ghostbusters were real for. So, If you have a conundrum related to the unnatural, just contact me here. Payment for services will be discussed before or after my assistance.
Moving on, You're supposed to say things about yourself right? Well, I'm a Sophomore at Hatchetfield High ( if anyone who goes there and sees this DNI ). I'm also the New staff hire at Watcher World. You know the theme park. You'll see me manning the Eye Drop mostly if you go. it's a pretty cool place. a bit loud but whatever.
My ASK BOX is open for Agency requests, regular questions, etc! So go wild
RORY INFO / BACKSTORY SUMMARY:
Rory was born to a young couple all the way out in nowhere, Minnesota. Rather quickly after, they made the choice put their child into the foster care system. Anonymously in the dead of night - of course. The child wasn't given a name, so Karmen Doe was a sufficient choice to be put into the records.
Karmen was a quiet, yet mischievous, child. Without many friends, and the constant moving between foster homes, they had found their safety within the confines of Arthur Conan Doyle's works - more specifically, Sherlock Holmes. Which inspired many of their aspirations and actions down the line. As years went by, Karmen grew tired of going to different homes. Tired of being stuck like some animal. They knew they were supposed to be more; they were going to be more. And like hell they'd wait till they aged out of here to start - yeah fuck that.
So with a few weeks of planning, and a definite insane amount of luck. Karmen, at the age of 12, ran away in the night. Hitching a supply train to who knows where in the confines of one of the carts. Better a random location than here. And that's how they ended up in Hatchetfield. Cutting their long hair short, and dyeing the unnatural, natural blonde to black. (except for a single lock, which oddly enough never seemed to color right). And let's not forget the name change! Hm, Rory's a bit fitting, isn't it? They found a nice treehouse to make home in, and even got themself enrolled in school. After hey got their new life together, they somewhat that they got the gist of where exactly they landed.
The first thing they noticed was just how. . . Odd everything was. and not to mention the fact that everyone they'd seen is so oblivious They decided to find a way to remedy that, which introduced their very own detective agency for the oddness around town! Called the "Hatchetfield Abstruseness Help Agency". . .or H.A.H.A for short. Clever right? Their life revolves around mysteries, and hell if they aren't going to uncover every single question this town has to offer.
And this caught the attention of a certain amusement park mascot. Who sent a man in denim to bestow the black book upon the kid so they could "Unlock their true potential" as he put it.
So they went to Hatchetfield High and summoned the LIBS !! Their loyalty, and soul went to Lord Bliklotep, for the power to find all the knowledge they seek. They'd be given the key to unlock the door they've been trying to break down for years. They, of course, agreed. Who wouldn't? They are gifted the title of Blinky's "Peon", as he lovingly calls it. A Henchman essentially (they'll work their way up the ranks later). But for that to happen, they need a mentor. Enter Wiley! Who was assigned to teach them how to worship their lord, control their powers, and leave behind everyone they knew to see the truth.
If you'd like to know more about the little things about them - Look right here!!
OOC // BOUNDARIES
Helloooo!! This is my Oc blog! I'm Caz and I run this fine piece of work. Nifty right? Right!
-No NSFW, that's just weird to me.
-VERY open to interaction, Spam my Inbox
-Please be patient with me, I forget to respond sometimes !! My motivation rises and falls but trust me I'll do my best to get back as soon as I can!
Besides that, Go wild!! :]
Please Note: I live in EST timezone, so if I don't respond or am inactive I'm probably sleeping!
This is my main acc btw!! @cazzarole
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Cute little tags:
#Ramirez Rambles -[ Posting]
#Rory Rp -[Rp stuff]
#Rory Replies - [ Answering asks ]
#Ramirez Reblogs - [ Reposting other stuff ]
#Research Findings - [ entries and video blogs of Discoveries and theories found in this lovely town! ]
#Lore of the eye - [ Stuff that includes major or smaller parts of Rory's lore! ]
#Journal entries - [ Entries in their journal that aren't for the public. But I post them anyway for lore reasons!! ]
#Word from the Lord - [ Asks and posts that have to do with Blinky ]
