I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

doctor prescribed me vibe stabilizers 

The fucking op name killed me

do you think miley cyrus smokes weed

smoke what

marijuana

no thats illegal

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

sometimes i stop and seriously think about all the history that has happened right where i’m standing and lose my mind just a little bit

lately there have been too many days like in a row

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name