henlo.

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

it’s quite sad that my teenage years were spent hating myself and being sad 

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

Fuck this. Fuck rich white men. Fuck these sick bastards. Kill them. They deserve it.

This is probably the dumbest, most toxic shit I have read on this website

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”