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The war was a hundred years ago, yet you still find yourself startling easy. Unsecured cargo hitting the inside your hull sounds awfully similar to a boarding vessel. You're about to disregard the sounds when you realize the ship's mass has increased.

Found memoryless in a forest, you lived for years on a widow’s farm. She tried everything to help you remember. Nothing worked until the day you saw her held at swordpoint, and your true identity came rushing back.

The teleporter was supposed to be instant. To your horror, as the one in charge of marketing, it is not. Now you have to find a way to sell this 'miracle machine' that slowly reassembles people, bones first.

a superhero after beating a group of street thugs found a baby they had kidnapped but couldn't find their parents so decided to raise them by themselves but soon the world's greatest villain showed up at their apartment door looking for their child.

please pet me and my son. we are emotionally troubled.

As a prank, a fourth-dimensional being has rotated you around a 4D axis. Your favorite shirt now has mirrored writing and all your organs are on the wrong side of your body. You're looking to sue.

Ever since the witch was punished for her “sins,” your village had been through hell.

Liches become more powerful as time goes by, but also more senile. Your adventuring party has encountered a lich in the depths of a dungeon who just casually warped reality itself to summon some tea and cookies into existence for you; they think you're their grandchildren.

You are a Dragon that spends most of your time shapeshifted to look like a normal Human. After your spouse is kidnapped, you immediately shift back and track them down, only to find them in their own Dragon form blasting their way out.