Patti L-ookin’ Like A Meal

LuPone’s wrath isn’t confined to her performances. The other day the actress was at “A Bronx Tale,” and a woman kept kicking the back of her seat and texting. After LuPone complained to the house manager, she overheard the woman say about her, “I understand — she’s old.”

At another show, someone got under her skin by unwrapping candy for an eternity. “If you don’t stop with the candy, I’ll kill you,” LuPone told the audience member.

“No one is safe from Patti,” said Birney, laughing.

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