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Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

@mean-dauphin