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Meanwhile she probably rolling through doors in heaven rn like.

“Ladies, Gentlemen and Honourable Gender divergent people, please welcome Prince!”

“Beloved Fellow Ancestors, as we today welcome and claim another one of earthrealm’s legends back home…I want to tell you Aretha that this is one welcome I have looked forward to”

“We have a long eternity ahead people! so without further ado…to begin the celebration, singing “Natural Woman” put your hands together for THE VOICE only second to you Aretha, Whitney Houston!”

“Tonight to celebrate you joining us we have lined up a duet with Marvin and Tammi and performances by Luther, Mahalia, Etta, Sarah, Della, Ella, Fela, Bob, James, Rick, Ray, Teddy, Billie, Nat AND Natalie cole…and many more…

…as well as poetry from Maya, speeches from the likes of Martin and Coretta, Malcolm and Betty as well as Winnie and Nelson.”

*Audience member yells*

“Aye man!”

“I know we are all excited but I also know Afeni raised you better than that so chill and wait for your turn…we have time”

“but before any of that…..performing “Chain of fools, Ancestors! get on your feet for Nina Simone and Jimi Hendrix!”

“Welcome home, Lady Franklin”

*backstage*

“it’s the most notorious man on this altitude and I am here with baby girl, who is getting ready to surprise auntie Franklin, you excited to get on the stage?”

“I’m super excited! I am actually doing a remix of “Think” with lil miss left eye over there ”

So many ladies come to me with horror stories. Don’t let it be you, your friends, daughters etc.

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…because I could not NOT do it, even if i can’t do it justice.

Barry [externally, a stuttering mess] : What do you mean you want a baby now, what do yo-

Barry [internally] : We can go make it happen right now, I’m game if you are