Pretty Chords and Parachute Cords

Eli, Eli! - Georgy Deak-Bardos

Basses: in eternal limbo with the teacher as they try to fix that one single note nobody can get right

Baritones: nonexistant; basses consume all

Tenors: "and tenors get the melody!" said no chorus teacher ever

Altos: pissed off at every soprano ever because of the upper seconds, will bring about the altogeddon

L2 sopranos: all died three classes ago. cause of death confirmed to be suffocation by pedal tone

U2 sopranos: thinks they run the class; constantly asks if notes are "a little high" for altos