darling, you are poetry in motion.

The intimacy of thinking about each other at the same time.

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

It’s normal to miss someone when you are alone and lonely. But missing someone when you are busy and having fun, that’s true affection and something real

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

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literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses

stop saying yes to the shit you hate

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

Good writing advice usually always mentions hooking your readers in with a strong opening and I'm very much prepared to continue reading whatever novel this is from.

Can’t believe im an adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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T H A N K   Y O U .

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the only colors available after a c cup are white, brown, black, and for those special occasions…fluorescent orange.

As a former employee of Victoria’s Secret, I can attest to this being the truth. Good luck finding a good DD bra in any section other than the Body By Victoria nude colors section.

MARRY ME

May I recommend Bravissimo?  I got the best fitting of my LIFE at their Chelsea, NYC store, and they have all kinds of bras for big-boobed women.  My boobs have never been happier or prettier.