Lana Del Rey’s Neurotic Cousin

American Horror Story: Apocalypse is already based around a HUGE plothole in the AHS lore. Fucking horrible writing. 

Ryan Murphy has stated that Apocalypse is set 18 months in the future. Now Vulture is stupid, if that is based off of the premiere date: September, then that means Apocalypse takes place loosely around March of 2020. 

NOW. Executive producer, Alexis Martin Woodall, stated that the literal apocalypse does indeed occur in the first episode of Apocalypse. She stresses it starts in the “real world” and then “the story begins with the end of the world, and then our world begins.” So that implies that the apocalypse they are talking about is pretty altering to the world if a whole new one begins. 

NOW. The plot hole. American Horror Story: Hotel ends in the year 2022. So you’re fucking telling me that Billie Dean fuckin’ Howard is continuing her camp ass, ghost reality tv show, TWO WHOLE YEARS after “the end of the world”?!?! And there was no visual evidence that anything cataclysmic had happened in the entire episode of Be Out Guest?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!!owfihawfiuhjqrhpj

What. Ryan. Honey. Is you good? Is you okay? Do you need me to write your shows for you? Ugh. You suck. I guess I’ll wait and see but damn... the apocalypse must be pretty damn mild if people are still paying those gross prices for the Hotel Cortez two whole years after armageddon.