âthatâs not my fault. and iâve had mono â this is not mono, i never threw up with mono,â she said, reading the box. âhey, i have a job, okay, i can support a kid. iâll do everything that michael doesnât do with his own kids â i canât believe jessica hasnât left his ass yet, heâs a terrible father â so is brian, for that matter. neither of them take care of those damn kids. we take better care of those babies than they do. and jessicaâs always working so she canât do it as much as she wants, and sarahâs just as fucking lazy as brian â when brian jr. was born, the stupid bitch was like âhis diaper exploded, i need helpâ. take his clothes off, trash the diaper, spray him off and then give him a fucking bath. itâs not rocket science â itâs parenthood,â she said, taking the test stick out of the box and sitting on the toilet, tossing the box to her sister. âyeah yeah, izzyâs the golden child, we know. you always have been. just tell me what lines i need to look for so i can put this whole thing behind me and i donât have to tell mom and dad.â
âWell people all have different symptoms with mono.â She replied before groaning as she leaned against the wall. âBut donât you want to like travel or go to school and live your own life before taking care of someone elseâs?â Izzy offered before reading the box in her hands. âWell you would obviously do better than our siblings but theyâre also all basically idiots. And one line means youâre not pregnant and two lines means that youâre not pregnant. So like just pee on the stick and wait a few minutes. Iâll time it.â She offered as she pulled out her phone and moved to sit on the counter of the bathroom.