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when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

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I love robbery and fraud

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And my ass can’t even get a text back

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i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

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Headlines from this election

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My favorite television trope is the one where they explain the characters default outfit by showing you a scene with their closet and the same outfit are on hangers 79 different times I love it

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when yo girl start using ur slang, that's when u know u really got her

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Ask me how me and my momma made $110 at the Beyonce concert last night 😂💅🏾💵

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so me and my momma are inside the stadium but there’s another loooong line to get to the section where we are seated. So we patiently wait in line and when we are close to the front, this black man comes up out of no where and whispers to me, “Aye what would it cost for you to pretend like me and my family are with you so we can skip this line.” He then proceeds to take out a wad of money and flip through it. I immediately start plottin lmao I’m like

So I tell him to signal his wife and daughter to come over. As soon as they walk up I’m like, “HEEEEEEEEYYYY GIRL, I’m SOOOO glad y'all made it.” then I start making fake ass convo while I finesse them into the space in front of me. The man is looking like

Then his rich ass hands me a crisp $100 bill!!

So THEN during the concert it starts raining (Of-fucking-course) and me and my momma pull out our plastic ponchos. This guy behind us taps my momma on the shoulder and says, “Do you by chance have an extra poncho I can give to my daughter?” My momma is a REAL one, mkay? My momma says, “For a price…how much do you really wanna keep your princess dry?” In my head, I’m high fivin my momma like

keep in mind these plastic ponchos are like $1 lmao and he paid $10.

& that is how we made $110 at the Beyoncé concert lmao

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Lol y'all real as fuck

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wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

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One Stroke Animal Wonders By Design Studio Differantly

German creative studio Differantly deals in graphic design with a penchant for OCD when it comes to line art, composition and aesthetics. Their latest series is a set of minimal graphics of line animal drawings.

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