fore!

I like the snow and all, but the cold has got to go.

If snow was warm, I'd be all about winter.

It’s not the same.

It's pretty dang close, though, right?

Ever heard a song or poem about Winter? They’re usually about things ending if they’re not about Christmas. There’s always stuff about blood and snow, and bodies covered up in snow. It’s gruesome sometimes.

Only a few, but they were probably all about Christmas. I'll have to take your word on that, for now. I might try to find some, online, later.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Winter activities aren’t really for me, unless you count sitting inside drinking tea and reading a book to be a winter activity. In that case, I love winter.

If you're inside, winter's definitely great. It's like any other season, but you just can't leave your house without it going back to being terrible.

Oh good because I honestly didn’t want to sound like a weird, creepy kid. Winter is honestly just so gray. I can’t wait for Spring to come back around.

Don't worry, you don't seem like a creepy person. I'm really excited for spring. Spring and summer are my favorites, I think.

I basically freeze.

I normally do, too, so I try to wear a sweater, with my coat, if it's colder.

Advice is a drug, some people can’t get enough of it. And if you dish too much of it out then it can ruin someone’s life. Look into it. Advice via Abigail.

You should be a writer or something.

Oh, come on! You have not lived recently. Playing in the snow is fun! Hot chocolate is good any time, but it only tastes right in the winter. I don’t know what kind of logic that is, but it’s not the same as ice cream. I don’t know what I’m talking about.

Unless you slept through your Christmas and New Years, then most boring indeed.

Well, besides them. If it was just winter, no holidays or anything, it'd be really boring.

That probably just depends on what sort of things you like to do for fun. 

There isn't much to do in winter, though. Maybe skating and stuff.

I hate the cold with a passion so I’m with you on that.

Cold really is terrible.

No, that’s spring. What’s the point? 

You don't like spring? I think spring is my favorite.

You didn’t sound rude kid, like chill I was joking. Cancer sucks, and I think you can get it from almost anything like my cousin was the cleanest human being in the world, did nothing and bam cancer. She’s okay now though, thank god. No, of course I don’t deal drugs. I do deal advice though, and it’s like a drug because no one can get enough.

Oh, okay, sorry. Anyone can get it, yeah, which sucks a lot. That's great that she's okay, though. Advice is definitely a lot better than drugs.

As much as I love it, I have to agree. It’s only fun when you’re feeling energetic enough to play in the snow when it does snow. But hey, hot chocolate!

I haven't played in the snow since my little cousin dragged me out with her, a few years ago. Hot chocolate is pretty good, but couldn't you have it at any time?

I find it to be a romanticized version of death, which is unsettling once Christmas goes. 

A romanticized version of death? What do you mean?

I think everyone thinks that, sweets. Especially those of us who have to be outside all the damn time.

Being outside in the winter is definitely the worst. I try to stay inside as much as I can.