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Creating a blog 101!
#1: Make the design of your blog yourself! Believe me. it will look fantastic and you will get 0% hate, guaranteed! Also it takes about 5 minutes and itâs free!
#2: Update it whenever you please! 4AM? Havenât posted in 5 months? Donât worry! The best thing to do in that situation is put out tons of posts so your followers can see youâre back. 20 posts ⌠30 posts⌠it doesnât matter as long as theyâre rapid fire! I guarantee your followers will read them all with equal interest and will love you again instantly after seeing your devotion to them has returned!
#3: dont wori if yu haev gramar mistakes or misstype! im shure youâre odience will understand end luv you aider wey!
#4: Donât try to be funny! Donât BE funny either! People want original content and there are too many funny people out there.
#5: Donât try to be original! Everything you can think of has already been done! People donât care for original content they want funny content.
#6: Donât contradict yourself (seriously this time)! For reference look at tips 4 and 5.
#7: Read the comments on your posts and videos and take them at heart!The comment sections on internet content is always very helpful and you should always follow any tips like: âkill yourselfâŚâ or âyou should never post againâŚâ etc. Also you should always encourage people who see the the content first to show you their devotion by making their achievement public!
#8: Never bring new people in your stories and posts! People donât like their status quo to be disturbed and any alterations may lead to other peopleâs blogs, make them start wondering around and eventually leaving you.
#9: If you thought even for a second that any of the tips above were actual tips that you should follow, then just give up on blogging! Forget all of these tips (especially #7âŚ!) and just go kill yourself!
 Confused yet? Well I confused myself too so letâs stop here. Thatâs more than enough information to get you started. Donât forget to share this with any friends you have (lol like you have any). I donât care if theyâre interested in blogging! Just do it!
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Me: lol this poor kid
Me: put ham down his pants to make it look like he has a butt
Me: and of course, he was caught
Me: and the whole school is like OMG HE STUFFS HIS BUTT!~
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