titty dank

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

A Clown Car Named Desire

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,

nice frontal lobe :)

*stirs it like a latte*

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the procedure was a success

this man could never be an action movie star

this man works at verizon

serotonin this serotonin that… what happened to all the cum jokes??

one time i was sucked into the mirror but yeah

sowed some stuff but i’m thinking i might not reap it. if it sucks i’ll probably just not reap it.

JFK escalating the Vietnam War and then dying

your honor can you please just leave my client alone

squeaking like a milf on christmas

context?

i dont know

men will see a film and think it was good