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Treat yourself like a princess, and make Aphrodite proud.
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
my god
my parentsHagrid: you’re a wizard
me, Harry Potter: a what
fuck you to anyones who has ever emotionally fucked up a person to the point they no longer trust another human being, a big fuck you for emotionally damaging someone to the point where they are terrified of receiving and giving love. i hope you sleep really shit at night knowing what a terrible person you are for breaking someone’s softness for this world.
Saula fanfiction
Hey guys! So for a while I’ve been working on a saula fic and finally finished the first chapter! I will be updating weekly (hopefully) ! Here is the link : https://my.w.tt/HvsyYDBRTP .

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What does that say ?
When you search up “Lauren Silverman and Simon Cowell “ in google images you mostly just see pictures of them side by side.
When you search up “Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell” in google images you mostly see images of kisses, hugs , tickles , cuddles etc
I don’t know about you but google Lowkey a saula shipper in my opinion . Or maybe Si’s relationship is shit. One or the other.
I think it's physically impossible for Saula to ever actually completely stop..
Saula is the most complicated, weird,depressing, amazing, heartbreaking, frustrating, infuriating, adorable, annoying ship on this planet....
Oh ya, he’s having a blast.
Dear Simon and Paula,
It’s been 10 years. This is not funny anymore. Get together RIGHT NOW.

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Saula fandom is by far the best fandom out there , I mean .
Saula are so in love with each other and I’m in love with them .
Saula Definition
*There was definitely something going on
*Im 100% sure they’ve done a bit more than just a simple kiss for the cameras
*Simon fancies Paula , vice versa
*They’re goofy children
*They’re bestfriends
* They love each other very much
*Both have been in actual relationships with other people but it hasn’t been the same .
SOULMATES
When Simon love his girlfriend like a bestfriend and loves his best friend as a girlfriend 🤭
You imagine all the hot sex Simon and Paula would have if , if they haven’t already, were an official couple? Just think about it .

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““We had a husband and wife. She was 84 and he was 70 and I said to Paula, ‘God, it’s like looking at us in a few years time.” -Simon Cowell, X Factor”
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OMG! I love you, Ryan !