ᴅ ʀ ᴇ ᴀ ᴍ ᴇ ʀ.

Oh, I’m not, I’m just saying that you see yourself a lot different than you actually are. No, that halo is a figment of your imagination. You don’t get that, do you? You should, I thought I always make you feel special. Don’t worry, you won’t be let down. I promise. I’ll be waiting at your door, sweetie. Isn’t it? Make sure you wear jeans or shorts, you can wear a dress or something and ride a motorcycle. 

I know for a fact that you would do both of those things. Lie and embarrass me. You’re not the ‘goody-two-shoes’ everyone thinks you are! Only for you, Ellie. I’ll be a sweetheart for you, okay? Well, get ready and I’ll come around. Maybe I’ll even take you there on my motorcycle. Wow.

Those are lies. I feel like you’re just saying that to embarrass me. What? C’mon, just because my last relationship was complete shit doesn’t mean I’ve given up on being a sweetheart. You of all people should know that. Well, I’ll try to make it the best Chipotle visit you’ve ever had.

Show you off. I’m not getting mushy, how is that mushy? Enlighten me, babe. Yeah, that fact that I come back an hour later with a girl who isn’t even ordering food. Wow. I know, I know I am.

I mean, I’d be proud to show off my almost girlfriend. It’s be nice, right? If you come with me, I’ll order and pay and everything. But going back in there after I just came out is weird.

But you’re basically my girlfriend, so.. Kidding. Sure, why not. I’m bored. You could even come out with me! Wow.

Ouch, that hurts. You should’ve texted me or something. I can go back if you’d like.

I can't read your mind to know when you're going places, but hmm.. Really?

[He laughs.] I just went to Chipotle, like, an hour ago.

diannagrom:

What. He’s your soulmate? Oh come ooonnn, I thought he was mine! Can we just.. have a love triangle. If I was allowed to have man crushes, mine would be Finnick..

I said that you were my real life one! But obviously I'm not enough for you. You broke my heart, Aiden. Really. Hmm.. I don't know, maybe. I'm not very good at sharing. You're totally allowed! I have a long list of girl crushes.

You are, I’m glad you finally realized. At least now you can live you life free of guilt and horrid memories or hurting the one and only man you love. Sometimes is the keyword, deary. Now you’re just over doing the little kid thing. I’m only a year younger than you, Zeus. You should be, I’m spending a lot of money on you for one and a half hours of a crappy horror film. Oh, well I’m truly sorry. I didn’t mean to trigger those insecurities. I’m good, I’ll keep my face open thanks! Um, I’m good. I’m not into small dogs.