migraine ;

…Are you alright?

I'm fucking great, kid.

"Almost" Dates || Calebella

Caleb was trying to keep his composure as he began to get ready. It wasn't the fact that he had to find clothes more that he needed to look relatively good. Even if they were just going out to get food at some chain restaurant it'd be a good idea to look okay. He went with a pair of faded skinny jeans paired with a belt that had a "Legend of Zelda" buckle and black and white Converse. Caleb then put on Smosh Pokemon shirt with a striped hoodie on over it. Even if it wasn't the fanciest of wear it would work for the time being. He combed out his hair and swept most of it to one side before combing it again and nodding. 

Well, I'm not fucking with you. I'm being completely serious. I bet you do... secretly. Then dance around like a little fairy wearing tap shoes. You have to deal with that name though. People will always think you are. The hair and the eyes make it seem like you'll be nice and sweet to everyone. I mean, you are a blonde. Kidding, kidding. Okay, glad I can still make you feel good. Thank you, darling. I'll been there soon.

Oh, I'm not, I'm just saying that you see yourself a lot different than you actually are. No, that halo is a figment of your imagination. You don't get that, do you? You should, I thought I always make you feel special. Don't worry, you won't be let down. I promise. I'll be waiting at your door, sweetie. Isn't it? Make sure you wear jeans or shorts, you can wear a dress or something and ride a motorcycle. 

I know for a fact that you would do both of those things. Lie and embarrass me. You're not the 'goody-two-shoes' everyone thinks you are! Only for you, Ellie. I'll be a sweetheart for you, okay? Well, get ready and I'll come around. Maybe I'll even take you there on my motorcycle. Wow.

Those are lies. I feel like you're just saying that to embarrass me. What? C'mon, just because my last relationship was complete shit doesn't mean I've given up on being a sweetheart. You of all people should know that. Well, I'll try to make it the best Chipotle visit you've ever had.

Show you off. I'm not getting mushy, how is that mushy? Enlighten me, babe. Yeah, that fact that I come back an hour later with a girl who isn't even ordering food. Wow. I know, I know I am.

I mean, I'd be proud to show off my almost girlfriend. It's be nice, right? If you come with me, I'll order and pay and everything. But going back in there after I just came out is weird.

I can’t read your mind to know when you’re going places, but hmm.. Really?

But you're basically my girlfriend, so.. Kidding. Sure, why not. I'm bored. You could even come out with me! Wow.

Ouch, that hurts. You should've texted me or something. I can go back if you'd like.

I am craving a burrito from Chipotle so badly.

[He laughs.] I just went to Chipotle, like, an hour ago.