Belly Laughing

I took a long walk today. Apparently, that's called "getting lost."

Even on your lazy day, someone is still getting exercise...

Better to jog early than to run late.

I hate losing my train of thought.

...I left the oven on.

"I'm not full of myself! It's quite literally another person in there."

Sometimes the mountain comes down to you.

If you're drinking in Autumn, avoid the basin. They say a girl can get pregnant if she takes the whole basin cider.

I feel like someone keeps giving me decaf instead of regular today.

What do you call a group of chubby baby soldiers? Heavy infantry.

When would you hit a Mother’s Day cake with a hammer? When it’s a pound cake.