I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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UNSOLICITED PARENTING ADVICE: JUST DON’T.
Listen, I am a MAMA BEAR to the fullest extent. I don’t know how much more “mama” I can be.
Nothing I hate more than unsolicited parenting advice. I know what the hell im doing with MY child.
I know that my son has specific cries & I know how to handle each one. If my son is seemingly “loud” to you please do not come over with a failed attempt to “make him stop” because I can guarantee you’ll scare him and make it worse.
I formula feed, yes. The liquid gold no longer flows through my body & I have zero intention on starving my child so fuck off if it’s an issue for you. He’s 20lbs and very healthy.
I can’t stand diaper shamers. I didn’t even realize it was possible to debate about diapers. Every child is different and will react differently to certain brands. I personally use Huggies diapers & Pampers wipes. My child has sensitive skin, so while the cheaper or “trendy” brands might be more efficient to someone else. I am not giving my child a rash for the sake of being cheap or trendy.
I also co-sleep. I don’t need to get into a big thing about it. That’s just what works for us. If it doesn’t work for you that’s fine. Just don’t come at me with the “he needs to be in his own bed” crap cause I’ll put him in there when im good & damn well ready to.
There is a 150/100 chance that I will curse you out for offering unsolicited parenting advice. If I don’t ask for it, don’t give it.
Does that sound rude? It might. This is my child though, and like I said earlier..
I KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING.
The World.
Illustration by Ferenc Pintér from his Tarots of the Imagination (1993).
Excuse my hairy 38 week belly. Woken the beast.
37W
Damn she's about ready to come out now, I can tell she's completely ran out of room by the angry little punches in my belly. It's weird thinking that she could technically come at any time now this is scary as hell. Lucky for her she has a very excited mummy and daddy to greet her when she decides it's time. ❤️

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31W+5
I don’t understand. Half the time I can’t wait and half the time I want it to slow down. Final stretch now though ^-^
30w+2
IM SO FUCKING TIRED ALL THE TIME!! NOTHING FITS, LEAKY TITS AND I WANT TO DIE!!
On another note I can now distinguish a head from an ass and we can't wait for her to be here. Just under 10 weeks to go💕
I never understand when parents don’t make an effort at all to engage in something their child finds fascinating.
Like if your kid love dinosaurs or sea creatures or wild animals, you make the effort to educate yourself about those things. Especially ones that have more obscure knowledge. If you don’t involve yourself in their learning process, they’re eventually just going to take away that their interests aren’t important and stop telling you about the things they think are great.
(This post may have been inspired by the fact that I have obsessively googled ceratopsians until I found the one that probably matches the unlabeled single-horned one in a bucket of mini-dinosaurs. It is probably a centrosaurus.)

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Some people are bad parents. If you’ve ever wondered if you are a bad parent then you should know, you’re not. A bad parent wouldn’t wonder if they’re bad. They would not wonder what they could do better and they certainly would never feel guilty about it.
(via gre3n-mama)
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Lizard child groweth 🦎
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Overly strict parenting creates sneakier kids. Punishing your kids for telling the truth creates better liars. Or people more afraid to tell the truth than to tell a lie. Invading your children’s privacy creates lifelong crippling trust issues. Over pressuring you child to succeed creates life long anxiety. And when failing those expectations destroys their self confidence. Ignoring your children can create emotional dependency and abandonment issues.
PSA
Why are you calling me out like that?
WHY DO BABIES LIKE TO KICK THE MOST WHEN YOUR BLADDER IS FULL