Mornië Alantië

“If two people are arguing and you can only remember one of their names, the other is Kvothe.”

We all joke about the Hobbits getting Way More Than They Signed Up For but you know who else??? You know who I feel is overlooked in that department sometimes??????? Haldir,,,, our homeboy Haldir the elf saw the One Ring and Immediately was like “naw son i ain’t dealing w/ that today” and yet he lets Aragorn convince him that it’ll be cool, totally fine, “Haldir you only have to deal with our problems for a few hours,” and suddenly before you know it whoops Haldir’s back in the mess at Helm’s Deep just to wind up McFreaking Dead

Bilbo: and before your quest, I have this mithril coat for you. Wear it under your clothes. That way, you can fake your death and watch the rest of the Fellowship to see how they act when they think you just died.